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fakekarl

  1. @MaryBeverly That is a shame! You must obtain book cases as soon as possible, because a home without books is no home at all 1:57 PM Jan 27th via web in reply to MaryBeverly
  2. Impostors, a new post: fakekarl.com/2012/01/impost… 3:13 PM Jan 26th via web
  3. @KarlLagerfeld Well, you're certainly not me, dear. 2:37 PM Jan 26th via web
  4. @MaryBeverly I am still alive, but I forgot other people existed for a segment of time where my glasses were painted black. 5:59 PM Dec 17th, 2011 via web in reply to MaryBeverly
  5. My butler Robert (with a silent t, of course) now tells me none of you could hear my telepathic tweeting. A pity, no? 2:04 PM Dec 3rd, 2011 via web
  6. nobody ever called pablo picasso an asshole: fakekarl.com/2011/08/nobody… 12:35 PM Aug 30th, 2011 via web
  7. Guilt is bourgeois, vintage guilt is a novel 7:11 AM Jul 25th, 2011 via web
  8. Karl Lagerfeld, the novel, part I: http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/65531 4:36 AM Jun 9th, 2011 via web
  9. new post: http://www.fakekarl.com/2011/05/and-while-none-of-you-were-paying.html 9:22 PM May 19th, 2011 via web
  10. Dear readers, Part I of "A Curious Incident Which Happened When I Awoke One Morning", my novel, will be released very shortly. 8:50 PM May 19th, 2011 via web
  11. Marriage is not modern, and nor are princesses- the best sort of fairytales are ones involving an old woman with one eye 3:16 AM Apr 29th, 2011 via web
  12. The best thing about funerals is that everybody wears black. 1:59 PM Apr 4th, 2011 via web
  13. @kristinprim #missyoummmmmcopyright 11:50 PM Mar 25th, 2011 via web in reply to kristinprim
  14. @kristinprim #taxidriver 1:52 PM Mar 24th, 2011 via web in reply to kristinprim
  15. @connexioneure why thank you 1:36 AM Mar 22nd, 2011 via web in reply to connexioneure
  16. My first post in an awfully long while: http://www.fakekarl.com/2011/03/in-which-i-deem-you-worthy-of-hearing.html 8:57 PM Mar 21st, 2011 via web
  17. @MaryBeverly Lydia Davis- I cannot recommend her enough, darling 2:59 AM Mar 12th, 2011 via web in reply to MaryBeverly
  18. I am only nostalgic for the 1790s 7:56 PM Mar 7th, 2011 via web
  19. @MaryBeverly Overalls are only for Vermont, anyway 7:53 PM Mar 7th, 2011 via web in reply to MaryBeverly