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  1. Time to "American Pie" that yummy Thanksgiving dessert, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
  2. I'm glad Barbara Vucanovich supports my gov campaign. http://bit.ly/82sTxQ Those sponge baths really paid off!!
  3. RT @Norm_Clarke: Why you should never take a stripper to a wedding http://bit.ly/8tLJLc HAR HAR HAR! BRIDE LOOKS LIKE DAWN!!
  4. I can't believe Sarah Palin never sez in her book anything about the full size cut-out I have of her. Ooo. It's staring at me right now!
  5. RT @INP: Palin book tour to stop in Reno next month: http://bit.ly/3ExYfM => I'll be there! With her face painted on my belly!
  6. When I get a little down, like after reading that Pew Report, I just keep telling myself: "I have a supermajority in my pants!"
  7. Sandoval.... Sounds like somebody I'd like to lock in my basement.
  8. Palin-Gibbons 2012. Gives me a warm, wet feeling just below the gut. Oh shit. Did it again.
  9. #Vseries @VonABC Mmm. Reptile ladies. I am SO THERE. Wonder if they could beat a Ferret Lady in a fair fight?
  10. Did I say shoe box with a phone book in it? I meant shoe box with @jennajameson blu-rays in it. That'd give ol' Harry a spark!
  11. You know, in some ways this Twitter stuff really sux. Did you know searching for "Reno MILF" produces zero results? What good is that?
  12. I just don't understand! Robin Reedy canceled my fund raiser because it might violate Hatch Act. http://bit.ly/2xJejd But Orrin's my pal!
  13. I'd make a great VP for @FakeSarahPalin. Heck I'll even be able to marry Bristol after the divorce! Bye Bye Levi Johnston! Hello Jimmy G!
  14. I don't understand what's the big deal about gov staff doing my campaign website. I can't afford the guys from Hooters. http://bit.ly/1ymaqb