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FakeGFS

What can I dream up today?!? 25 minutes ago via Echofon
With Alberto already formed, when I produce my tropical lows you will have to think twice about whether I'm trolling. #winning 5:30 AM May 21st via Echofon
All my TV met friends should know a thing or two about contractual obligations. #PrepareForSnopril #andSnoMayGod 5:23 AM Apr 23rd via Echofon
Per contract with EMC, I'm obligated to predict a minimum amount of snow across CONUS. My last few runs are attempts to honor my contract. 5:21 AM Apr 23rd via Echofon
@ChrisMaiers @FakeNAM @pmarshwx I am the first model to tweet. The others won't let me be good at something even for a moment. 5:43 AM Apr 18th via Echofon in reply to ChrisMaiers
ECMWF runs at 16km grid spacing. I use 27km. Does my grid spacing make my convection look big? #InsecureModel #GalChen 2:03 PM Apr 17th via web
A good ECMWF requires an anomaly coefficient used to be 0.6. Now it's 0.8. #NeedHelp #NoModelLeftBehind 1:59 PM Apr 17th via web
Someone at the OU #GalChen lecture ask Dr. Thorpe why ECMWF is so much better than me! 1:45 PM Apr 17th via web
@WxKellySmith odds are I will be :) 9:16 AM Apr 12th via Echofon in reply to WxKellySmith
RT @kielortega: I wish we tiered forecast highs...because this 90F high today would be in the "this is bullshit" tier 7:54 AM Apr 1st via Echofon
@JasonBHampton @ryanvaughan @trevorgramling I don't know whether to be flattered or offended! 6:36 AM Mar 30th via Echofon in reply to JasonBHampton
You know you've made it big time as a numerical model when you get Internet meme'd. twitpic.com/92vgfy 7:17 AM Mar 29th via Twitpic
Already working on my southern plains April Fools Day prank. #TornadoOutbreakInOklahoma #OrIsIt... 1:01 PM Mar 26th via Echofon
I'll never be as good at predicting tornadoes as the satellites according to NOAA Satellite Coordinator: wired.com/video/how-the-… 6:14 PM Mar 25th via Echofon
I think you made a mistake, @hackersmovie. You want to follow @ECMWF_Winning. Nothing of value to hack here. 7:16 AM Mar 23rd via Echofon
And I predicted none of them. RT @convectivetweet: A quick fact: There have been 5000+ record highs in U.S. this month. 7:09 PM Mar 21st via Echofon
I'd like to challenge JLM from Nashville to a global forecasting contest. I'd love to see him try to solve Navier-Stokes in his head. 7:56 PM Mar 18th via Echofon
@LukeSampe it involves money and better assimilation. 7:53 PM Mar 18th via Echofon in reply to LukeSampe
@LukeSampe at least he was able to be scrapped for algorithms and CPU cycles. I still have to take it. 7:51 PM Mar 18th via Echofon in reply to LukeSampe
@LukeSampe I remember the No Good Model. 7:49 PM Mar 18th via Echofon in reply to LukeSampe