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FakeFasterSkier

  1. At what point will SkiPost stop arriving? Maybe Gearbox hasn't actually told Easter that the team no longer exists. Justin, you can stop now
  2. Maurilio De Zolt-"I trained hard & drank a lot. Hard to say how much [wine], it'll get me in trouble." Gold medalist. You aren't that fun.
  3. Juha Mieto- Used one arm to physically push a bonking Bill Koch to the top of a hill during 1980 LP 50K. Gold medalist. You aren't that nice
  4. Biathlete Magnar Solberg-Shot prone durning the summer by lying down & shooting...on top of an anthill. Gold medalist. You're not that tough
  5. Upcoming. Top 3 lessons from skiers who were better sportsmen, faster racers, tougher competitors, & more fun to hang out with than you.
  6. Your weekly moment of zen: http://bit.ly/gjHFX
  7. Always surprised there aren't MORE Scandinavian NHL players given that all the candy here tastes exactly like hockey pucks.
  8. Recreate Mt.Marathon at home: Mix equal parts snow, ouchy rocks, freezing H20, & hypoxia. Then take a 3mm rill to your scrotal area. Presto!
  9. I support micro-chips. They help me attract Finnish Fembots for pre-race nookie sessions behind the wax trailers. Such cold embraces though.
  10. http://twitpic.com/94kap - Inside the mind of an Olympian: Torin- "[sigh] I can't believe I'm missing the start of my weekly Civil War r ...
  11. That's a good idea Vince. I'll definitely buy a SlapChop. Great for onions and rectifying Koos' insistence on having a terrible haircut too.
  12. 5.) It's just one of those rights of passage into adulthood. Congrats. You had your first trip to the Taco Stand.
  13. 4.) That unexplained bit of rash down there? Not from when you fell when you tried to jump the cattle guard. Do some research on Aciclovir.
  14. 3.) Say "Ski Skett" 10 times fast. Sounds just like bedsprings.
  15. 2.) Inspired by Neil: "Somewhere near a desert hiiighway, your girlfriend misses her sports braaa...her long tan fingers surround my pole.."
  16. 1.) Chances of seeing a blond girl from Sun Valley awkwardly playing tonsil hockey w/ a brown haired boy from somewhere in New England? 100%
  17. Upcoming: Top 5 Real True Stories of Summer Training Camp - Panting, Pounding, & Pavement Edition
  18. Excited that playing Wii will now result in Potato-Vision induced seizures and MWSC PTSD flashbacks.
  19. Spent 3 wks trying to rig the voting for the JohnnyKlister J5. Nothing to show for it but hanging and dimpled ChadGieses.
  20. The Kindle. Find out that Medal of Honor remains a literary (use loosely) tragedy & plexi-scrape at the same time. Its like a nordic ShamWow