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  1. RT @textfiles: And I become yet another bartender's best friend when I order my standard Coke & grenadine. Oh, they love me to death.
  2. Things I want to do today: take a walk, sew. Things I am going to do today: answer email, deal with paperwork.
  3. Someone at airport, waiting next to me for bags, said "is that a Pre? That phone's *tight*". Not sure how to deal with new coolness status
  4. In a remarkably good mood today. Also, had 4x my usual amount of caffeine. These things may or may not be related.
  5. PS you're doing better than "ironic hat guy" next to you, though.
  6. Dear guy, it is so not cold enough for the polarfleece earwrap. Try Canada.
  7. G.E. *can't* sell NBC. It'll screw with some of the best jokes on "30 Rock"!
  8. How much do I want to go to goth night at San Jose Skate? <<<<<<<<<< THIS MUCH>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
  9. Know a good freelancer who is familiar with the Thesis theme for WP? Send 'em my way ... I have a LOT of content to be imported ...
  10. Made two more pies this evening, by popular demand. Now watching Bleak House.
  11. A turducken and three kinds of pie: pumpkin, apple, and mocha-pecan. So. Full.
  12. I should be kept, at all costs and by force, from the "friends of the library booksale" shelf. In other words, the girl can't help it.
  13. It is pitiful how much I need this. Is it at the NYC Muji? RT @indiamos: Lego-compatible hole punch kit from MUJI: http://is.gd/520jk
  14. Supposedly if you dream about camels you are feeling your responsibilities acutely. Guess who had a dream chock-full of camels?
  15. thought-provoking! RT @EthanZ: "What if they stop clicking?" - http://is.gd/4UAoM - thoughts on the death of online advertising.
  16. Why am I not a bigger hockey fan? I love skating, goalies, Denis Leary, and @ThatKevinSmith. Also, I'm naturally very violent.
  17. Now I know why the folks at AdMob were carrying a giant gong into their office this morning. :-) Congrats, guys!
  18. I am enjoying that people don't know why Emmanuel Lewis was the head of the Dictionary Council on South Park. Bad 80s TV ftw.
  19. I don't like drinking actual coffee, so the amount of coffee-flavored food I consume is fairly boggling. Today: Coffee Rio Candy.
  20. oh, opengov/#gov20 people, are there any plans for a USPTO api? That's all I want for Christmas ...