FakeDvorak
Speaking of podcasts, have you guys heard me on the latest TWiT? Yes, that's me still fighting Twitter even though I've taken the plunge :-/
| I'm sorry, but there can be only one Fake Dvorak. We might have to kung-fu fight... or go at it on a podcast. |
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| Uh oh, @THErealDVORAK is following me now. I'd better shape up and see if there are any incriminating tweets I should delete. |
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| Oh great, *he* finally got on Twitter: http://twitter.com/THErealD... |
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| Leo and I talked about doing a MBW while he's gone where I bang on all the worst Mac myths. Think it'll beat out Winer for worst.TWiT.evar? |
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| Honest answer: what do y'all think of the long locks I'm sportin' on Cranky Geeks? Too Fabio? |
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| @JasonCalacanis Oh good, in addition to watching you type, now we can *hear* you type too. Oh the wonders of web 2.0. |
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| I ask the "what do kids know" question twice to really drive home my grumpy "I'm too old to use an iPhone" speil: http://urltea.com/30iq |
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| Not sure what all you nit-twits (see what I did there?) are following me for on here. I still don't even get Twitter, let alone use it! |
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| Finally gave Calacanis' impression of me on TWiT another listen. He sounds like a wanna-be gangster penguin! That's not me... right? |
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| Changing my Twitter name to FakeDvorak to make sure people know what's going on here. Never know when one of you punks is gonna start crying |
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| Oh good, Fake Leo made it back on here: http://twitter.com/FakeLeo. Now we both have something to do! |
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| Wow, I finally sign in after who knows how long and have a ton of you Twitter nerds following me. You actually use this stuff? |
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| Another great way to sabotage Google: change the language on all their campus machines to bork bork!: http://urltea.com/1m4t |
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| Where the hell is the 'any' key on this new Mac I'm using? |
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| Folks, I appreciate the effort, but don't wake me up yet! Believe it or not, I continue to grumble even in my dreams: http://urltea.com/vpy |
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| Anyway, I digress from my point, which is pushing your buttons enough to get you to read this! http://urltea.com/uly |
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| Of course Microsoft is behind the SCO/IBM lawsuits - why else do you think nothing got done? http://tinyurl.com/28peyo |
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| Who needs YouTube on an eye-Phone? No one's gonna buy these things anyway! |
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| Yea - this whole thing? http://tinyurl.com/3x2y93 Just kidding |
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