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FakeDrVance

@smorganwhite "The Umpire Strikes Back"? Really? about 20 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to smorganwhite
This reminds me of my cat, if she were in the Life Aquatic. twitter.com/FakeDrVance/st… about 22 hours ago via Twitter for Android
Ain't no body got time for that! 8:58 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android
BillBrumbach C'mon guys. Only 9,823 more followers until I reach 10k! We can do it! #UnrealisticExpectations 7:23 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by FakeDrVance
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"We always need to to figure out how a song can be super Fucking intense the entire time. Until that happens, it's not done." - Japandroids 2:25 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
Sweet new Japandroids! I love you Vancouver. 2:21 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
Feelin' Jazzy-fresh! 11:15 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android
@bensollee oh no! You get hacked? 7:28 AM May 20th via Twitter for Android in reply to bensollee
TheDailyEdge Romney Acts Like a Guy Who Was in a Coma From 2001-2008 and Then Had the Bush-Cheney Years Explained to Him By Karl Rove 6:40 PM May 19th via web Retweeted by FakeDrVance and 174 others
Just finished Game of Thrones book 1. Amazing. Time for book 2! 4:54 AM May 20th via Twitter for Android
What would happen if you drank a whole bottle of Miracle Whip? Would you see Jesus? 9:58 PM May 19th via Twitter for Android
smorganwhite #thingsigetalot "Oh, you're from Kentucky? Do you go to the Derby?" 9:10 PM May 19th via web Retweeted by FakeDrVance
Was just told I am "rude, crude, and socially unacceptable" by a 78 year old woman. Astute observation, but did she realize I don't care? 6:01 AM May 19th via Twitter for Android
LOLGOP We don't have a revenue problem. We have a Republicans want poor people to pay for the deficit problem. 7:10 AM May 17th via TweetDeck Retweeted by FakeDrVance and 57 others
colegamble Capt. Crunch must be a very powerful man. After 6 decades, he’s still using the same “rip the roof of your mouth to bloody shreds” formula. 9:01 AM May 16th via Twuffer Retweeted by FakeDrVance and 9 others
justinwolfers "teen motherhood is much more a consequence of intense poverty than its cause." slate.com/articles/busin… @mattyglesias summarizes the research. 6:22 AM May 16th via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by FakeDrVance and 26 others
farminthehood Whoever provides the world’s seeds controls the world’s food supply. #GMO #MONSANTO vnty.fr/16YCIS 7:13 AM May 15th via Tweet Button Retweeted by FakeDrVance and 14 others
Bourbon, Rum and Beer. That's my morning. 9:10 AM May 11th via Twitter for Android
Chase lost $2 billion. Fuck them, we bailed them out and they still suck. 7:21 AM May 11th via Twitter for Android