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  1. I am so old, I am supposed to box today with @mikeyvd, however I am sure that I will be too sore to really punch today.
  2. what up y'all. Sorry I haven't updated much, my car got stuck in my driveway for a week straight and then my Mac broke.
  3. so you may have to take my man card for this, however I don't care. I dream about and love eating turkey sandwiches. Yep I just said that.
  4. So instead of shoveling the snow off my driveway, I just used a stick of dynamite. It was so much faster that way.
  5. I wish that I could wear a vest, but I can't pull it off and mock those that wear them.
  6. did you know that I want to be a country boy... but they would beat me up because I put ketchup on a steak.
  7. so what were we talking about... oh yeah I was talking about my injury
  8. did I ever tell you that I have a man crush on Rob Bell and Tony Jones... that is why I mock them so much
  9. God predestined that I would yell when I preach. If you have a problem with my yelling take it up with Jesus.
  10. Have I ever told you that bacon is a secondary sign of the new covenant and a delicious one at that!!
  11. that's what she said
  12. did I ever tell you that bacon was a secondary sign of the new covenant?
  13. I yell so you hear about Jesus
  14. if you mess with my carpet that I preach on, I will mess with you.
  15. bacon is a secondary sign of the new covenant.