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FakeDanica

  1. Hope the twins can handle all the extra G-Force
  2. Nobody wanted me in F1 so I'm going to race Indycar AND NASCAR to make up for it
  3. No @dsml, I've signed for Mercedes, don't tell anyone it'll be our secret sshhh
  4. #eddiejordanthinks I don't know what he did to me while I was unconscious
  5. @fakerossi I've seen a lot of helmets, but not yours
  6. how's about I show you my fireproofs @fakepiquetjr? http://twitpic.com/o92g3
  7. OI! @FakePiquetJr you're not supposed to be looking at the car!!
  8. we'll see @FakePiquetJr, will you be able to keep your mind on the driving? http://twitpic.com/o91gj
  9. you're a hard man to do business with @FakePiquetJr, how about if I dress like this? http://twitpic.com/o9112
  10. Hey @fakepiquetjr how about we start our own IRL team, Patrick-Piquet Sport
  11. hey @fakejenson I really like it when my car vibrates
  12. @FakePiquetJr are you saying that Sutil bat for other side?
  13. I had a screaming orgasm NOT #sutilsfault
  14. @FakeJarnoTrulli ooh, we could find @fakesutil and see how many chairs we can put up his bum!!
  15. that was really exciting, well done @the_real_jb I had to change my knickers
  16. this race is really exciting, I have a clitoris like a 10 year olds penis
  17. I always drive when it's wet, no, silly me, I got that wrong, I'm always wet when I drive
  18. I'm a bit confused, you European boys always going on about how you do it in the wet, it's raining and you're all hiding in the garages
  19. well @FakePiquetJr, I pee'd all over him, is was great fun, is it true it's an a Olympic sport? because that's what he told me
  20. I mentioned to Franchitti that now that the IRL season is over I'd like to try water sports, he took a pee in my mouth! what game is that?