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  1. Kennedy won't stop calling. Yes David I know it's supposed to get warm tomorrow but I don't want to go "tubing" with you. 11:59 AM May 16th from Tweetie
  2. Hey students, make a Careerbuilder commercial for the Super Bowl and make my blacklist. I'll soak your book in shit and light it on fire. 7:42 PM May 15th from web
  3. Can't sleep. It's been such a big week. Sorry for the lack of tweets, been gettin' lauded. Fun as fuck. 3:16 AM May 15th from Birdhouse
  4. Checkin out WK art at wkmake.com Very little beadwork. No blown glass at all. Kennedy's popsicle stick dreamcatchers still haven't sold 5:33 PM May 7th from Tweetie
  5. @wkradio In the interest of making that RT fit you killed that joke and invented a new phrase 4 buzzkill. Way to take the on out of Klingon. 1:52 PM May 6th from Tweetie
  6. @wkradio awesome to see Jeff Kling on this morning. Tell him to say hi to Gowron for me. I had to use Google for that reference. Jokes. 10:00 AM May 6th from Tweetie
  7. Did you know that when you're inducted into the One Show Hall of Fame you DON'T get a gold jacket? You have to make one yourself. 9:49 AM May 6th from Birdhouse
  8. Just achieved 'Wizard Status' on Heineken tall boys. Google it. 10:05 PM May 4th from Tweetie
  9. Watching 'Hotel for Dogs' with John Jay. I think it sucks - John just thinks it's culturally inauthentic. 10:11 PM May 2nd from Birdhouse
  10. Sorry I just had an enchilada RT: There are fireworks on the waterfront in Portland for some reason. What's going on down there? (via @rje7) 10:17 PM May 1st from Tweetie
  11. Delta Air Lines: Just Fly It. Done and done. TGIF 8:23 PM May 1st from Tweetie
  12. Picking up some gear out at the Nike employee store. If I get some time this weekend I'm going to work on my body. 11:08 AM May 1st from Birdhouse
  13. @wkserver 0101100111000011010101010101010101100110101001111000101010101010101010101010 or u'r out! 8:52 PM Apr 30th from Tweetie
  14. @god Next time you're in Portland we should go for pizza. 3:54 PM Apr 29th from Birdhouse
  15. @god I might be able to help. Do you have an agency right now? 3:40 PM Apr 29th from Birdhouse
  16. Cliff Freeman just called to see if I wanted to be in his new "adult contemporary pop rock band" called 'The Brand-Aids'. Get serious guy. 3:37 PM Apr 29th from Birdhouse
  17. I'm sitting in one of the stalls on the fourth floor and someone has written 'Just Poo It' in sharpie on the wall. Pretty neat. 10:35 AM Apr 29th from Birdhouse
  18. Shitty thing is that billboard is TBWA NY's corporate housing RT: @ADeburant: @FakeDanWieden This thing http://tinyurl.com/ce2ope ;) 9:43 PM Apr 28th from Tweetie
  19. You're more likely to die from a billboard falling on your head than from swine flu. This machine kills. 7:52 PM Apr 28th from Tweetie
  20. I don't reply to hotmail accounts. I don't care if you are the Dalai Lama. 2:53 PM Apr 28th from Tweetie