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  1. At least we play those New Orleans boys this week. That team is never good.
  2. Well Portis won't play again this week against the Saints. He should at least put on one of those funny costumes and entertain me!
  3. At this pace if things keep going the way they are we will have more people on the injured reserve then the roster by the end of the year.
  4. Zorn doesn't know which Williams to start at guard, Mike or Edwin. I say we sign Serena and start her, she is a winner.
  5. I have no idea why there are taps buglers playing outside of my office window? Does anyone have any ideas?
  6. No one wished me happy birthday and I gave you people a week to realize since it was the 23rd. My gift to you for that will be no more wins!
  7. Sorry to hear Jerry Gray will not be getting the Memphis head coaching job. If we fire the staff I don't have to pay unemployment do I?
  8. The only thing I have to look forward to today is it's cyber Monday at http://shop.redskins.com/ and free rally towels with every order.
  9. It could always be worse, you could be a New Jersey Nets fan.
  10. If the season ended today we would have the sixth pick in the draft! I think we can improve our standing the rest of the way.
  11. Wow I guess the one Landry got all of the tackling skills in the family.
  12. I was hoping to have roasted Eagle when I got home tonight. That didn't work out so well for me now did it!
  13. Thinking of signing a new quarterback next year. Can't go wrong with a Manning now can you, how about Archie?
  14. I'm thinking about a holiday promotion and signing a fan to a contract once a week for the rest of the season.
  15. Back from Philly, the only thing good about that town is watching Vinny eat ten cheese steaks in one sitting. And you wonder why I keep him?
  16. Well the team was supposed to take the train back to DC. I think they may have to hitch hike now.
  17. Here is my official statement on my team....WE STINK!
  18. I think Jason Campbell should get a Band-Aid endorsement as much as he is down!
  19. Our offensive line has more holes in it then my Swiss cheese sandwich!
  20. Glad that we have used all of our timeouts before we get the ball back, Great coaching.