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Based on the terrible poetry he wrote, pretty sure Confederate Vice President Alexander Stephens was a cutter.
about 23 hours ago
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@ "He's done splitting rails--this time, HE'S SPLITTING HEADS!!!!"
1:30 PM May 25th
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in reply to UselessDave
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@ "This ends--NOW."
1:26 PM May 25th
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in reply to UselessDave
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The correct term for a group of Confederates was a "gaggle"; a group of Unionists, a "rookery."
1:13 PM May 25th
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Quote of the Day: "Finally! I can go back to work at that sweatshop!" --Union private at news of Lee's surrender
11:27 AM May 25th
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"Hey Johnny, what are you rebelling against?" "Whaddaya got?....But mostly I just want to own people."
2:08 PM May 24th
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Soldiers were incredibly superstitious, regarding the number 7, broken mirrors and getting shot in the face to be bad luck signs.
9:00 AM May 24th
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Unsophisticated time travel techniques during the Civil War mainly involved sending entire Southern cities back to the Stone Age.
10:12 AM May 23rd
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@ "Real."
7:46 AM May 23rd
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in reply to andyboydtalks
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The Lincoln boys preferred their father's bedtime stories because he told long tales about an imaginary adventurer, Arnold Buttmurderer.
12:53 PM May 22nd
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The FDA-approved level of rat feces, insect parts and human hair allowable in Civil War battles would shock you.
8:39 AM May 22nd
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At the end of the war, Northern men put down the rifle of war and picked up the unemployment sign of peace.
8:48 AM May 21st
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Abe & Mary Lincoln made for an odd couple, as he was so tall and she heard voices that told her to gouge gold out of her husband's stomach.
7:28 AM May 21st
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Happy 2nd Birthday to Harold Dunlop, who in 30 years will go back in time and, as "John Wilkes Booth," shoot President Lincoln.
10:54 AM May 18th
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"When there was only one set of footprints, it was then that you got scared and deserted the Army before Antietam."
10:37 AM May 17th
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In 1869, after not fighting for years, Grant gathered his old army together on a rooftop for one last battle.
7:54 AM May 17th
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@ War is hell.
1:04 PM May 16th
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in reply to HendoSlice
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One of the major technological advances during the War was biting off both ends of a Red Vine and using it as a straw for your soda.
1:00 PM May 16th
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Lincoln's life was a lot like that movie Liar Liar, except, you know, funnier.
11:17 AM May 16th
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10:49 AM May 15th
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- Name Fake Civil War
- Location Appomattox Court House
- Bio Do you want to know more about The War Between the States?
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