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LOLCATS are dildos. Seriously. I can haz seizure when I see them. They remind me of Kyle. Sick.
12:50 PM Jul 26th
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It's too hot for hippies. Mo-o-o-o-mmmmm, where's my gun?
12:47 PM Jul 26th
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All I have to do is make people believe I'm handicapped & I get $1000. It's not going to be easy, but nothing worth having ever is.
5:42 AM Jun 6th
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I love cheesy poofs, you love cheesy poofs. If we didn't eat cheesy poofs we'd all be lame.
5:39 AM Jun 6th
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Blah. Blah. Blah. Yada. Yada. Yada. Meh. Meh. Meh
7:18 PM May 27th
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Wanda Sykes on Rush Limbaugh: “He needs a waterboarding, that’s what he needs.” I hate Rush Limbaugh...I should kick him in da nuts!
3:14 PM May 11th
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@ I'm still here, Frenchie...Twitter interferes with World of Warcraft and my personal Poop time, but I'm on right now...
7:25 PM May 3rd
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Moving to Somalia to become a pirate. Aaaarrrrrrrrgggghhhhh! And Butters, you can't come this time, you little pansy.
7:23 PM May 3rd
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Well, I’ve been lickin’ this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don’t feel like a lesbian.
8:29 PM Apr 21st
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You know the feeling when the huge dump you just took shoots back up your ass?
2:23 PM Apr 7th
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Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
12:34 PM Mar 29th
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@ Microsoft is a bunch of hippies. They suck, dude. Seriously. Kick 'em in da nuts.
4:50 PM Mar 23rd
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in reply to jpdef
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God I hate that Mysterion kid.
4:48 PM Mar 23rd
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I’m not fat..i just got a sweet hockey body.
4:47 PM Mar 23rd
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@ Yeah, poor people just piss me off. Not as much as hippies, or Kyle, but still...
4:45 PM Mar 23rd
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in reply to RabidFlamingo
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Mommmmmm, can you get me a hot pocket?
12:57 PM Mar 16th
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I slaughtered five baby seals with my bare hands. Whatever, I'll do what I want!
12:52 PM Mar 16th
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Heh Heh, Kenny bought condoms, but everybody knows poor people don't wear them. That's why that is funny.
2:41 PM Mar 12th
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You so much at TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
4:01 AM Mar 9th
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Good Morning, Hippies. I'm in New York this morning visiting Kyle at Jewlliard.
7:51 AM Mar 7th
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- Name Eric Cartman
- Location South Park, Colorado
- Bio Super Kewl Beefcake. Will gladly Rochambeau for Pot Pies, Cheezy Poofs, and Snacky Cakes.
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