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  1. A faux Kim Kardashian touched my hand at the Baja Fresh salsa bar. I figure that's as good as googling pictures of the real Kim Kardashian. 21 minutes ago from web
  2. Wow, Media. Tiger Woods, eh? Way to prove once again that you only act like journalists when it's a topic so mind-numbingly inconsequential. about 5 hours ago from web
  3. @Robocopinator Maybe. That might have happened. But in a total homo-life-mate kind of way though. about 5 hours ago from web in reply to Robocopinator
  4. @NickyClark Is that your way of suggesting lunch? about 5 hours ago from web in reply to NickyClark
  5. @sssssaaaaam I only caught it because Disney's "Robin Hood" has been my all-time favorite movie for a long time. Also, I am 9 years old. about 5 hours ago from web in reply to sssssaaaaam
  6. Ok, The Fantastic Mr. Fox was perfect. F'real. And the song "Love" by Nancy Adams is in the movie! Just like in "Robin Hood!" Foxes! Get it? about 14 hours ago from web
  7. @dontstopdancing I know, man. Second Thanksgiving this weekend...? Also, all next week...? Let's play basketball and eat bread bowls. about 21 hours ago from web in reply to dontstopdancing
  8. @richbenjamin I'll be in your rainy city on December 10th, you sing-song son of a bitch. about 21 hours ago from web in reply to richbenjamin
  9. @dontstopdancing Dude, I'm agreeing with everything you think today. Panera, beds, Harry Potter...tis the good life. about 24 hours ago from web in reply to dontstopdancing
  10. I'm slowly realizing that, when I feel under the weather, I punish my body with a terrible diet until it gives up and feels better. 1:52 PM Dec 1st from web
  11. "Odds stack against you like great wall, cowboy." - James Park [@robocopinator] 10:05 AM Dec 1st from web
  12. Some days, I wish I had child-bearing hips. 9:20 AM Dec 1st from web
  13. @kdkh2o I would ask for baked high-fives. 12:41 AM Dec 1st from web in reply to kdkh2o
  14. My body is in all kinds of traction. And my affinity for barrel whiskey and mac 'n cheese didn't do a thing to help. 9:30 PM Nov 30th from web
  15. I just generated a #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: feel, night, love - http://w33.us/48ys 4:52 PM Nov 30th from Tweet Cloud
  16. Its just one of those days where I have to fight the awful by wearing a big flannel to work and watching "True Lies" in my car during lunch. 3:34 PM Nov 30th from web
  17. I bought a ticket for a few winter days in the Northwest. I'll be seeing you next week, Seattle. 12:17 PM Nov 30th from web
  18. I get slightly uncomfortable when I wake up on Monday mornings randomly feeling kind of sick. It's like I'm part of some big ironic joke. 9:40 AM Nov 30th from web
  19. @malloretard Lunch Tuesday indeed. Fill our tummies until we puke at work. 12:25 AM Nov 30th from web in reply to malloretard
  20. My sister questions my brother's snack pack for war: http://thecobblestoneaddress.blogspot.com/2009/11/snack-pack-for-war.html 5:39 PM Nov 29th from web