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FakeBobBradley

  1. #NeverForget #ClearEyesFullHearts youtube.com/watch?v=Y5daju… #jb4eva
  2. And I SAW YOU FLIP ME THE BIRD THROUGH THE WINDOW, PACO! I hope Gooch accidentally steps on you!
  3. Dropped Mikey off at camp. It's so hard to say goodbye. Had his backpack, Muscle Milk, Bornstein bobblehead &-sniffle- a gift for KAMMARMAN!
  4. This gosh darn toaster won't work again. Oh how I miss the days of.......KAMMARMAN!
  5. Just installed a state of the art Slip-n-Slide outside our Pythagorean Room. I'd put a pic on FB, but then Algerians might throw rocks at it
  6. Herculez was an Egyptian god, right? One time switch!
  7. What I miss most about the US? Clouds! Each day I lacquer my head w/SPF 150, then each night I soak it lemon juice just to remove it. Itchy.
  8. While there are many good Klinsy Twitter accounts, debating whether I should pull a Scooby Doo and transform into the US manager again. ??
  9. @socallmepaigey how do you say that's the nicest thing that anyone not named Mike has ever written about me in 140 characters or less? BAM!
  10. Anyway, I've got my own ponzi schemes, I mean pyramids, to build over here. I don't even know where we're getting out next game balls from.
  11. For the record, aside from leftback, that 1st game of qualifying will probably be the same starting line-up that faced Slovenia. #JustSaying
  12. My dream scenario is Preston Zimmerman "pulling an Omar" on Timothy Chandler. Karma's a bit....
  13. Okay, is thing on? I have just called in RB Timotheus Chandler into the next Egyptian camp. Tut-tied.
  14. No big deal really, next year it will be Adidas & they'll have an argyle ring-around-the-collar, just like Kaiser Yoga back in the day.
  15. Well, if there going to play like FC Dallas, they might as well dress like them. #USMNTjersey
  16. For the last time, I can miss qualifying for the Olympics at a lot cheaper rate. Give me a chance! I do yoga now!
  17. Clint Dempsey! What? What? Am I late? Just got home from belly dance class, watched it on DVR. Second best player I ever coached!
  18. Just got Curt Onalfo's resume for the 15th time in 2 weeks across my desk. You know things are bad at LAG when their reserves lose to Chivas
  19. Can someone explain to me why it's more important to have a Twitter account than make it to the Olympics? I'm pulling my hair out over here.
  20. Is that..wait...it can't be...is that KAMMMARMAN on the sideline for DCU in a suit in Dallas tonight?!! MLS'll give just about anyone a job.