fakeBarackObama
- @nshttpd that is fucking awesome, I totally should have sold a @fakeillinoissenateseat1:17 PM Dec 23rd, 2008 from web in reply to nshttpd
- May sell myself @fakebarackobama if it's twitter kosher - DM me if interested.11:32 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from web
- until then word to your mother - this cynical bids you adieu9:51 AM Nov 5th, 2008 from web
- and we'll see what mettle I am made of. Are the skills to campaign so divorced from the skills to govern? If they indeed are, I shall return9:50 AM Nov 5th, 2008 from web
- What does the future hold for the fake President-Elect? Not sure, but my sun has risen - who knows when it'll set - give me time my friends9:49 AM Nov 5th, 2008 from web
- @fakejohnmccain way to keep it classy on the concession speech -9:46 AM Nov 5th, 2008 from web in reply to fakejohnmccain
- @FakeSarahPalin hahahahahahahahahaha - see ya in 20129:45 AM Nov 5th, 2008 from web in reply to FakeSarahPalin
- I am as white as I am black (50/50) - what now America?10:43 AM Oct 30th, 2008 from web
- @FakeAlGreenspan thanks - I am pretty much pissing gold dubloons at this point so I needed a way to spend it all before it's over10:05 AM Oct 30th, 2008 from web in reply to FakeAlGreenspan
- something I have always found amusing is that people call me, "the first black president" - I'm actually only half-black10:03 AM Oct 30th, 2008 from web
- @lgoddard well, you are either vote for me or you are a complete and total racist - who longs for the days of slavery- no room to disagree7:58 AM Oct 27th, 2008 from web in reply to lgoddard
- If you don't vote for me, you are indeed a racist - John Murtha agrees.7:40 AM Oct 27th, 2008 from web
- @fakebillclinton Keep your creepy comments about my wife to yourself. Only women to enter Whitehouse in 20 years you haven't banged.7:39 AM Oct 27th, 2008 from web in reply to fakebillclinton
- And for my closing argument, I am going to pour hundreds of millions of dollars down your throat. Fuck my pledge for public financing7:16 AM Oct 27th, 2008 from web
- He's definitely going to be fired @FakeAlGreenspan - I think I'll replace him with a community organizer that really cares about the issues9:14 AM Oct 24th, 2008 from web
- And by Praise Allah - I actually meant praise God - but not the same god as Jeremiah Wright though - I was sleeping through his sermons9:14 AM Oct 24th, 2008 from web
- @FakeJoedPlumber Praise Allah you are too stupid to read the fine print of my tax plan http://is.gd/4Irc (hint I leave out health care cost)9:11 AM Oct 24th, 2008 from web in reply to fakejoeDplumber
- @FakeJoedPlumber It's real simple - I'm upping your taxes and increasing spending across the board. Your punishment for being in business.5:36 PM Oct 23rd, 2008 from web in reply to fakejoeDplumber
- @JimmyRobbins As far as my supporters are concerned there is always 2012 (send checks now) - I mean 2nd time around worked for @JohnEdwards10:30 AM Oct 23rd, 2008 from web in reply to JimmyRobbins
- @JimmyRobbins If I lose, I will continue on tour delivering pretty, vacuous speeches to thousands - nothing will change unless I change it10:21 AM Oct 23rd, 2008 from web in reply to JimmyRobbins
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- Name fake Barack Obama
- Location the streetz of chicago
- Bio Born on raised on the streetz. I hope you hope that I hope! Yes we can. Amen Hallelujah Amen, Yes We Can
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