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All composition titles are to be denoted with quotation marks instead of italics because this is still 1955, apparently.
about 6 hours ago
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The British spelling of "color" is "Blimey, color, I say! What ho!"
about 8 hours ago
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A "carpool" is a pact in which the last living car collects all member's insurance policies.
about 10 hours ago
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@: Yes, but for simplicity's sake, you may shorten "Unemployed-American" to "American."
about 10 hours ago
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@ Put the figure of speech "coming out" in quotation marks unless it's quotation marks the person is coming out of.
about 11 hours ago
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Lap top: where Candi charges you $50 to do a dance. Laptop: where you can see the same thing for free.
about 12 hours ago
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Go ahead and use "shit" in your articles. Anyone really still offended by it can go back to Happy Candy Bear Island.
about 14 hours ago
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In high school sports stories, do your best to play up star players' big-league chances so their failures are more tragic.
about 15 hours ago
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If an editor draws a little dick on your manuscript, it's probably not a correction. It's more likely he just likes drawing little dicks.
3:01 PM Dec 14th
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@ We would never use anything relating to "sobriety" or "soberness."
2:14 PM Dec 14th
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@ Always cite your mom: "Name. Personal interview. Date." Don't include the location or circumstances of the interview.
11:33 AM Dec 14th
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Depending on the situation, sometimes you will want a conjunction, and sometimes you'll just want to cuddle.
11:03 AM Dec 14th
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"The Batman" and "the Doctor" on first reference, "jeeze, that would be an awesome team-up" subsequently.
9:09 AM Dec 14th
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In stories about county fairs, use lots of color: "vomit-tinged," "puke-soaked," "spew-sprinkled."
7:07 AM Dec 14th
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Any headline using the construction "putting the (thing) in (full thing)" should put the trash in trash can.
5:03 AM Dec 14th
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Gelt/Guilt - Gelt is an awful-tasting chocolate candy coin. Guilt is a Jewish mother's super power.
3:03 PM Dec 11th
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The candles in a menorah are called Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder and Leviticus.
1:06 PM Dec 11th
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When writing a Latke recipe be sure to include the most essential ingredient: Lipitor.
11:06 AM Dec 11th
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Be sure to remind readers of the historical significance of Hannukah as the time all eight Jewish saviors were born.
7:05 AM Dec 11th
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Make Jewish children feel culturally significant by telling them the fat man in the red suit is Moses.
5:01 AM Dec 11th
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