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  1. @mooshinindy Oh good, so they don't leave her as a frog? I was worried about that.
  2. Can hear one year old starting to wake up. Where is my back up!?!?!?
  3. If my husband isn't home in 10 minutes, I'm going to huff and puff and sulk (I'm not all that great with conflict, if you hadn't guessed).
  4. @fidgetblogs OK, would've been better had I spelled redundant correctly.
  5. @fidgetblogs That's not redudant, that's LOOOOVVVVVEEEEEEE.
  6. @MaryLUE Yay for him! Let them go!!!
  7. @Barking_Mad Dither and Wie sounds so very British, like a special snack with tea.
  8. Good to watch #Hoarders right before Christmas. Makes me clean up before more crap enters the house.
  9. @Barking_Mad So, if you walk away for a month, when you go back, will your cows be dead? That's sick,man.
  10. @Barking_Mad I think you need to kick your own ass for this one. Just walk away from that wheat and put down your virtual hoe! LOL.
  11. If my 6yo calls me one more time to her room to tell me how scared Disney Scene-It made her, I'm going to flip the eff out.
  12. Had I known a game of Disney Scene-It would give my 6yo nightmares. . .
  13. My time babysitting my 1yo-separation-anxiety niece is only going to last about 1 hour more. Willing her to stay asleep. Pleeeeeeezzzzz.
  14. Any parent's worst nightmare come true. So sorry for @military_mom. My heart goes out to you.
  15. @Issascrazyworld Wheat! Eggs! Nuts are protein, butter is dairy---I think the jam counts as fruit---it's a full meal!
  16. @MaryLUE Dexter is a serial killer!??! I thought everyone was talking about the cartoon. See what happens when you don't have HBO?
  17. I've always thought Dexter was a cartoon. Maybe it's not?
  18. I've fallen off my blog and can't get up!
  19. New Englanders, some great ideas for Holiday things to do this weekend: http://tinyurl.com/ye9nm7m (via New England Mamas)
  20. I also still have my Dusty doll; she played tennis, had huge feet & was bigger than Barbie. She's the Martina Navratilova of the doll world.