Hey there! FairlyOddMother is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing? Join today to start receiving FairlyOddMother's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

FairlyOddMother

Going dark for a week on social media to see if I free up time in my life. I'll miss you Twitterers. DM me if something interesting happens!4:27 PM Nov 8th from web
Going to Friends' Thanksgiving today. Annual potluck tradition that is always awesome.6:15 AM Nov 8th from web
@Mom101 No, embrace it and have a couple. Otherwise you may find your head in a bag of chocolate chips later today. Take it from experience.6:13 AM Nov 8th from web in reply to Mom101
@Mamacita SO cool! RT: Okay, this is an AWESOME science project! Alert your kid immediately!!!! http://bit.ly/1BcqVH @SpanglerScience Easy!4:34 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to Mamacita
RT So Cute! @brightcaroline I squealed when I saw this surprise waiting for me this morning: http://bit.ly/p2yr87:30 AM Nov 7th from web
@kimblahs Massachusetts doesn't even have alcohol in grocery stores! At least not in the ones near me. #ineedtomove7:23 AM Nov 7th from web in reply to kimblahs
"Oh Crusty Crab" sung to the tune of "O Christmas Tree"---perfect. You should hear my kids giggling. #spongebob7:22 AM Nov 7th from web
@kimblahs Your Target sells alcohol? Wow, and I was excited that ours has a Starbucks!6:13 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to kimblahs
Sad that I'm actually excited to go to Target by myself on a Friday night. Too bad they don't serve alcohol.4:53 PM Nov 6th from web
@mom2nji Oh, they should have a part for all the kids in 1st grade!1:59 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to mom2nji
I'm DOING THIS! RT: @veamason I'm 'Powering Down' next week. Who's coming with me?! http://bit.ly/3GS94J #silence (sob, I'll miss y'all)1:15 PM Nov 6th from web
ANOTHER mass shooting? Ppl, step away from your guns. . RT @BreakingNews ... mass shooting at a Florida office building.9:44 AM Nov 6th from web
@th_marshmallows Oy, we had one of those buggers. No suggestions, just my sympathy. I just leaned out my window and yelled like a maniac.9:39 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to th_marshmallows
@Cecilyk There are loads of different options on Amazon http://tinyurl.com/yhzeqmz. . .or check a local Discovery Store.9:33 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to Cecilyk
@Miss_Mona Mostly fun. She wants to know how to sign her name in cursive, and has got her first name down. Last name is harder.9:29 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to Miss_Mona
My 6yo is so hard on herself, I can just hear her yelling, "BAD!" as she practices her cursive (and scribbles out what she's writing).8:45 AM Nov 6th from web
@PoppyBuxom Your daughter sounds like my kinda girl! We're avoiding the "bagged popcorn house" next year.7:02 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to PoppyBuxom
@PoppyBuxom @chickybaby I'm blaming you both for my uncontrollable urge to snarf down some Butterfingers and Reese's this morning.6:58 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to PoppyBuxom
Gotta love our history program that includes a coloring page of a 17th century Japanese shogun & Gustavus II. #storyoftheworld, #homeschool6:51 AM Nov 6th from web
@follownadine Day 3 and all is well! It's a great place.6:45 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to follownadine