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FailuresArt

  1. You can live on redbull and lunchables.
  2. I partied with underwear clad Asian girls in dress shirts in a heavy downpour of feathers from the pillows they were fighting with. #forealz
  3. I want to get drunk, run around, drive fast and have sex with hot women.
  4. Baller food: Suger Free Red Bull and Lunchables
  5. When humans are gone, Dulles airport ruins will seem like some gigantic temple.
  6. @aperrey if they are hiring, I bet you could find something you are well qualified for. I wish I knew more I could offer. Ganbatte.
  7. @aperrey hey, I heard about what happened. I don't know if it helps, but out here in DC the default engineering job is the Patent Office.
  8. Of all the things that make me my father, the one that ends up surprising me is having a goodbye ritual for the cat.
  9. Saw a roach ion the wall at Madams Organ. I think I approve.
  10. Google Waving!
  11. @reginaldgolding once you follow me I can DM.
  12. @ethernautrix @reginaldgolding Thanks!
  13. RT @reginaldgolding: @ethernautrix @failuresart thanks, etrix :) hi failuresart: send me your email in DM (to avoid spam) and i'll send ...
  14. @ethernautrix I want a google wave invite!
  15. Oh my god I ate the whole bag!
  16. I multi-tasked my entertainment with my responsibilities tonight. #noreallyidid
  17. @aperrey One word: Plastics.
  18. Pretty leaves, please stag on the trees a little longer.
  19. Nice day to ride.
  20. @thekatori The thing is, after Favre leaves, I won't give a damn about the Vikings either.