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Failed_Magician

@xKomradx I was going to wait for you 4 minutes ago via Echofon in reply to xKomradx
@xKomradx @DUCKWITHAIDS you going later? 8 minutes ago via Echofon in reply to xKomradx
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@SuckMyBon3s bravos dude loo 2:13 PM May 25th via Echofon in reply to SuckMyBon3s
@SuckMyBon3s you going there? 2:11 PM May 25th via Echofon in reply to SuckMyBon3s
What's everyone getting into tonight? 2:10 PM May 25th via Echofon
@A_ROD_202 yeah lol 5:50 AM May 24th via Echofon in reply to A_ROD_202
Anybody going to the Tego concert today? 3:49 AM May 24th via Echofon
We should be in the future where you stand on a conveyor belt and the bathroom washes, scrubs, and dry you. That would be so handy. 8:19 PM May 22nd via Echofon
Tired. Don't feel like showering -_- 8:18 PM May 22nd via Echofon
Lmao nigga!! RT @FuckingEder: Red &amp; hot lmao I'm a perv fuck it 8:17 PM May 22nd via Echofon
@MissPaulina_ oh ok that explains a lot!! Yay you're reunited with your phone!! :D you'll live now haha 4:49 PM May 21st via Echofon in reply to MissPaulina_
@MissPaulina_ damn you must be a busy person huh you tweeting me years later lol 4:46 PM May 21st via Echofon in reply to MissPaulina_
@MissPaulina_ not even it's all about how you perceive things lol. That sucks that you left your phone. I would have gone back for it. Lol 11:19 AM May 21st via Echofon in reply to MissPaulina_
@_DosEquisMan_ that she use to be a he. 10:20 AM May 21st via web in reply to _DosEquisMan_
@MissPaulina_ mad! Lol 7:56 AM May 21st via Echofon in reply to MissPaulina_
@titttts lol people be getting into their feelings 11:46 AM May 20th via Echofon in reply to titttts
titttts Your tweets aint shit if nobodys ever got offended by them or you never had twitter beef 11:36 AM May 20th via web Retweeted by Failed_Magician and 3 others
@weredafukswaldo where you at? 9:37 PM May 19th via Echofon in reply to weredafukswaldo
@OZALxANAiLE you going out tonight? 6:25 PM May 19th via Echofon in reply to OZALxANAiLE

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