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  1. @Tabsq Most of my important stuff was in carry-on, because I don't trust airlines. #seriouslyallmytweetsfortodayareonthistheme about 9 hours ago from web in reply to Tabsq
  2. Made it to California. My suitcase didn't, but they tell me they'll get it to me by tomorrow morning. #Istillhateairlines about 15 hours ago from web
  3. Got to the airport three hours prior to boarding. Made it onto the plane with just minutes to spare. #airportsareterribleplaces 8:26 AM Dec 21st from txt
  4. Thought I heard some thundersnow outside, but after careful investigation, I now believe it was just the sound of a passing train. 12:07 AM Dec 19th from web
  5. The envelope containing the latest Enigma had water damage from the snow. Fortunately, this turned out to be limited to the envelope itself. 4:57 PM Dec 5th from web
  6. @malki Two impossible-to-rhyme colors together at last. 6:52 AM Dec 1st from web in reply to malki
  7. Lots of leftovers this year. #consequencesofthanksgivingthatarethemselvesthingsforwhichiamthankful 1:04 PM Nov 27th from web
  8. @gcarothers Really? What book? 12:43 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to gcarothers
  9. Mike just borrowed seven Brust books from me. I'm posting this so that I don't forget how many. 5:42 PM Nov 26th from web
  10. @ZorbaTHut Games should stick to underwater levels and lava levels. 1:10 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to ZorbaTHut
  11. @nikolasco Well, they should stop doing that. 1:32 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to nikolasco
  12. Why is it They Might Be Giants and the Pixies both decided to play in DC while I'm back in California? 1:28 PM Nov 25th from web
  13. RT @letsgetshort: Short boys' names: Ed, Al, Bo, Fo, Zx, Ke, Jw, Mw. 9:42 PM Nov 23rd from web
  14. @willandbeyond There are no ideas that haven't been thought of before. 4:01 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to willandbeyond
  15. If I hold up a paper bag, Steve (my parents' kitten) will jump into it. This is hours of fun. 7:47 PM Nov 21st from web
  16. About to head to California, by way of some airports. 6:53 AM Nov 20th from web
  17. RT @FakeAPStylebook "Wannabe" is one word and can be pluralized, as in "The Chicago Manual of Style editors are lame wannabes." 3:22 PM Nov 13th from web
  18. @posiduck We need to move past the slavery system entirely, not merely reverse it. 8:05 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to posiduck
  19. @posiduck I don't think that way of framing the issue is doing any good for the abolitionist cause. 8:04 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to posiduck
  20. @posiduck is now in favor of slavery, apparently. 7:27 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to posiduck