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  1. ABC says "Courtney Cox on Cougar Town. She's still got it!" I say she should try bringing it to the set once in a while.
  2. Praise be the TWEET! RT @stephenfry: Oh lor. What a time to oversleep! I have a million followers now. http://tinyurl.com/twillionth
  3. @Tots4Masses Don't walk out. If you do the terrorists win. Just picture him in his underwear smeared with cow crap, laugh and walk away.
  4. RT @FakeAPStylebook: Some proper state abbreviations are Miss., Tenn., Mass. and Calif. Why? 'Cause fuck the Postal Service, that's why.
  5. Did you ever notice that if you eat a Nutty Bar then pick your nose the whole office smells like chocolate?
  6. @Tots4Masses Oh, yea. Twitchy McFlinchington.
  7. Wow, way to mess up TWICE
  8. @Tots4Masses I'm thinking Michael Vick needs a new nickname...Mad Dog?
  9. Flash on Firefox loading my CPU so I switch to Safari. Better CPU but nfl.com plays ads on the site. Back to Firefox. I hate ads.
  10. Dontcha wanna just run up to Wade Phillips and poke him in the stomache and see if he goes "Hmm Hmmmmm"?
  11. Wow, a leg doesn't bend that way.
  12. @MorgansDead I know of your devotion to the Bears. I couldn't help but twist the knife a little. :)
  13. @MorgansDead Oh, and the Bears suck! *ducks*
  14. Hey @MorgansDead guess what I'm watching...THE EAGLES LOSE TO THE COWBOYS!!! Naaah-ner naah-ner
  15. A hangman tweet? I'd like to buy a vowel. RT @johnpoz _'m n_t _s_ng _ny m_r_ v_w_ls. W_'r_ _n _ r_c_ss__n, y__ kn_w.
  16. RT @FakeAPStylebook United States of America - Named for its original Norse discoverer, Erik Unitedstatesofamerica.
  17. It worked, but it's glitchy.
  18. Trying again....
  19. More testing on Google Wave. Showing @RobinTX how to tweet from the Wave.
  20. @MorgansDead No no no... Tweet 1 was about Wendy Williams, tweet 2 was about dog farts. I promise I'm caught up now. :P