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  1. @halfnelson Knife? Bottle opener? Do what I do and have a servant type person open your Chablis...
  2. Do you think Newsweek is having 2nd thoughts about Dan Lyons? I hear they are trying to get Pogue from the NYT to replace him...
  3. Is it just me or is The Real Dan Lyons a real jerk off?
  4. Can you believe the frigtards @ Slashdot think the latest storyline is real? The site is called "*FAKE* Steve Jobs" for a reason!
  5. Completely gratuitous boob shot - http://tinyurl.com/2dxbe5
  6. Fatwa delcared on Steven J. Vaughan-Nichols! http://tinyurl.com/2hw2z6
  7. Come on, Scoble! Get naked! http://tinyurl.com/292hql
  8. Drew Curtis is drunk with power - or possibly just drunk... http://snurl.com/1v1y2
  9. gun-toting Bible-thumping vulvas...http://tinyurl.com/ypzwlk
  10. Another Fast Company hatchet job - http://tinyurl.com/3ytckk
  11. Whoever did this can go elf themselves... http://tinyurl.com/2e6v8o
  12. Cringely has it mostly right: http://tinyurl.com/2gkmcd
  13. I am going to put out a hit on the CEO of AT&T! http://tinyurl.com/2zo9yf
  14. Mark my words - Joswiak is planning a coup: http://tinyurl.com/2342ce
  15. I'm sorry CNET but you know what? This hurts. It really does. - http://tinyurl.com/yrlgqa
  16. Mmmm...Tofu Turkey...we even injected it with artificial tryptophan.
  17. A message of thanks to all Apple faithful and Apple employees - http://tinyurl.com/27nr37
  18. Got therapeutic seaweed wrap in my eye. Hurts like hell. Had to have masseuse put down to spare others my pain...
  19. Thermal mud baths, mineral water soaks, seaweed wraps, cucumber facials, ninety-minute massages - Life is good. http://tinyurl.com/yv4l39
  20. Kindle - "the Zune of e-book readers." http://fakesteve.blogspot.c...