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BREAKING: User states that the "vast majority" disliked a change. He also states that he studied the "vast majority" of basic statistics.
5:54 PM May 3rd
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BREAKING: Concerned about the welfare of anti-Mono bloggers, Xamarin announces project that will ensure them ad revenue for some more years.
3:24 PM May 1st
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BREAKING: In an attempt to make new contributors feel more welcome, the LKML administrators plan to hire Simon Cowell as a patch reviewer.
11:43 AM Apr 20th
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BREAKING: User asks "when" his proposals will be implemented. He does not need to ask "if", because such proposals "are just common sense".
11:33 AM Apr 20th
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Our public relations team is experimenting with Tumblr to archive past editions of Stallman Factor.
10:41 AM Apr 20th
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Our editors would like to publicly apologize for firing the reporters who brought the semicolon story. We just found out it was not a joke.
5:09 PM Apr 15th
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TONIGHT: Our experts compare Red Hat, Instagram, and Xamarin, and explain why not having one billion dollars is an obvious sign of failure.
6:29 AM Apr 11th
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BREAKING: Advocates of Canonical and Red Hat attempt to raise brogramming to a corporate level, via constant bantering and pissing contests.
8:29 AM Apr 10th
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"Thou shalt not film porn with mankind as with womankind: it is an abomination. You can encode it in H.264, though. We're cool with that."
12:21 PM Apr 3rd
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BREAKING: Thanks to a contributor, we have exclusive news about the recent discovery of a previously unknown Bible verse: Brendan 89:30.
12:19 PM Apr 3rd
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BREAKING: Campaign by FOSS Firefighting Brigade recommends ignoring texts containing "this is a clear attempt to..." or similar expressions.
2:10 AM Mar 29th
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TONIGHT: An experts panel headed by Dan Brown discusses the mysterious "Ubuntu Kernel" engravings recently found on the Release Note Stones.
8:39 AM Mar 28th
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BREAKING: Bug triagers decide that a condescending lecture on the importance of something gets a report auto-closed with status "ROLLEYES".
3:41 PM Mar 27th
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@ Honestly, I'd love a blog application called Rant. It would be completely appropriate for me. :)
8:46 AM Mar 27th
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BREAKING: Continuing the purpose-based renaming that started with "Web", GNOME will release the mail app "Flame" and the blog app "Rant".
8:40 AM Mar 27th
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BREAKING: Research surprisingly reveals that adding "btw thanx for ur work" does not magically make a "fix it now, you incompetents" polite.
8:18 AM Mar 27th
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Our reporters missed that this is Sexism Week. We will link to the last Stallman Factor while writing new material.
9:10 AM Mar 23rd
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BREAKING: FSFE press release explains handcuff campaign: "The FSF is too quiet lately, there is an evident void on advocacy ridiculousness."
8:57 AM Mar 21st
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TONIGHT: The Stallman Factor discusses sexism. Teasers:
4:50 AM Mar 21st
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TONIGHT: Keep up with Retina Displays! Our experts will present basic talking points for smugly arguing that low resolutions are superior.
2:43 AM Mar 17th
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