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  1. @trentsketch I know. I've been laughing about it all night with my friends. Soooo lame.
  2. @citizenrobot That is hilarious.
  3. MUST WATCH VIDEO OF THE DAY: Tiger Woods Voicemail Slow Jam remix: http://tinyurl.com/y87jhom
  4. @Sand2Stone OMG. That's hilarious. Totally putting it on FNH right now.
  5. Page Six is now referring to Sandra Lee and Andrew Cuomo as SANDREW. I wish they went with SEMI CUO-MADE instead.
  6. Guy Fieri now has his own tacky sunglasses, which you can overpay for just in time for the holidays! http://tinyurl.com/ygu9flw
  7. Why is @ChefGuyFieri twittering pictures of dead flies on a plate? Wait, are those his testicles?
  8. @HwoodHomemaker "Martha Stewart ate out on Thanksgiving" - First thing I thought of didn't involve a turkey.
  9. @alanbernerjr Do you have any photos of your new Fieri tattoo?
  10. BAREFOOT CONFESSA, the Ina Garten Romance Novel, IS as awesome as it sounds: http://tinyurl.com/ina-novel
  11. Giada de Laurentiis gets a tarot card reading: http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/11/giada-de-laurentiis-tarot-card-reading/
  12. Alert: The infamous "Ina Garten Ruins Pizza With Gross Candy" episode is on now: http://tinyurl.com/inapizza
  13. Even Cathy hates the Food Network: http://images.chron.com/apps/comics/images/2009/11/25/Cathy.660.g.gif (thanks, Addina!)
  14. @marcoxnoto I'm not sure. Do you have awful taste in men?
  15. @Barista5261 I saw that! She was like,"Oh, now I can wash my Thanksgiving napkins in this washing machine!" like we all cant do that in ours
  16. @TheGastronomer You're totally right. I'm getting my annoying blonde TV personalities confused.
  17. @WasabiPrime The funniest part was her husband standing there in the corner, completely unaffected, like it happens every day.
  18. Why the hell is Melissa d'Arabian on my television trying to sell me an Electrolux oven? I thought they made vacuums.
  19. Anthony Bourdain and Keeghan Gerhard made our list of the Top 10 Famous Foodies That Look Like Old Lesbians: http://tinyurl.com/ya9bb4e
  20. @UrkAngiJordi Actually, I liked Oblivion MORE than Michelle did. But Assassins Creed 2 is one of the best games OF ALL TIME.