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  1. Why is it the second I leave to check lab results I hear Spock & Jim in the other room playing piano and waltzing with a beautiful girl? FML 6:51 PM Sep 6th from web
  2. Shore leave took longer than expected... the ship left without me. It took them three days to realize and turn around. FML 7:20 PM Sep 2nd from web
  3. I'm on shore leave for the week. Lets see if anybody notices... 1:31 PM Aug 23rd from web
  4. Tried to help negotiate with the Ambassador of Gideon but he just pretended I was static. Brings back memories of high school. FML 9:30 AM Aug 17th from web
  5. Why is it when Kirk makes women cry they invite him to their bed.. Last time I made a woman cry she invited me to a malpractice hearing. FML 10:47 PM Aug 12th from web
  6. Kirk on 24th century medicine: http://yfrog.com/5epicture1... - FML. 8:10 PM Aug 10th from web
  7. Vian intellectuals decided that the best way to teach another race about sharing and compassion was to have everybody watch me die. FML 9:14 PM Aug 7th from web
  8. Tried to help a pregnant woman in pain. Instead, I get a rock to the head and slapped with child support because she says it's mine. FML 11:05 AM Aug 5th from web
  9. That green-blooded son-of-a-bitch...! FML 8:45 PM Jul 30th from web
  10. Kirk chewed me out for being sentimental & old fashioned. Yes, lectured on women by Jim "O-God-It's-Back-Make-The-Burning-Stop" Kirk. FML 9:09 PM Jul 28th from web
  11. Captain goes missing in space. His last orders to me? Be nice to Spock and "don't be such a dick, in general." FML 8:46 PM Jul 26th from web
  12. http://i27.tinypic.com/2wei... - FML 8:56 PM Jul 24th from web
  13. Beautiful lady asked me if I had a woman in my life. All those spats with Spock and emotional talks with Kirk- I had to pause and think. FML 10:27 PM Jul 22nd from web
  14. Told Kirk I had a terminal illness and only a year to live. First thing he did was call up Starfleet to request my immediate replacement.FML 9:17 PM Jul 20th from web
  15. Mistakenly walked in on Kirk 'singing.' FML 9:39 PM Jul 16th from web
  16. Apparently the whole ship was taken over by demonic children. I wouldn't know, I guess even evil alien overlords dont think I'm worth it.FML 8:05 PM Jul 12th from web
  17. Psychotic teen who is a danger to everyone he comes in contact with asks about the tingly changes in his body. Kirk says: go ask McCoy. FML 7:04 AM Jul 11th from web
  18. When Kahn-ut-tu doctors heal the sick, their patients repay them w/ sex. My patients have never had the decency to even make out with me.FTS 9:03 PM Jul 7th from web
  19. Always secretly dreamed I'd fit in w/ the cowboys as a simple country doctor. Turns out they see me better as 'simple target practice.' FML 9:23 PM Jul 5th from web
  20. Spock finally compliments me on my ingenuity and the conditions on this damned fake cowboy planet render my hard work useless. FML 8:58 PM Jul 5th from web