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Motorcycle guy just told me to roll down my window and he asked what I was doing...said it looked like I was getting dressed. Random.about 9 hours agofrom UberTwitter
Why do people say "I can't wait"....really you actually will end up waiting and you are quite capable of it as well.about 12 hours agofrom UberTwitter
My elbows itch and I can't scratch them because your elbow skin doesn't have feeling! FML!about 21 hours agofrom UberTwitter
Does Charlie Brown have parents? Or any of those youngsters wandering at night----hmmm.6:31 PM Dec 15thfrom UberTwitter
I am so swamped right now so I made a to do list....at the bottom of the list....EAT. How effin sad. I'm starving and its not priority!6:10 PM Dec 15thfrom UberTwitter
Charlie Brown is so damn simple....and such a classic. Why did we get so crazy!?!6:03 PM Dec 15thfrom UberTwitter
Security guard at station just looked at me and said "Hi Jennifer" 1. That's not my name. 2. You have no reason to even know my name?!? WTF!3:19 AM Dec 15thfrom UberTwitter
