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FFPete

  1. Finally. Beer.
  2. Bdubs instagr.am/p/LCJ0jGAMQb/
  3. I like your short shorts... It's cause I can see your butt cheeks. I like butt cheeks. 😄
  4. The set is getting better. Got lost a little in it but picked myself back up. Punchlines worked. Thanks for coming friends.
  5. @ttayyylaa I wish ya could. I miss you
  6. Off work in 3 hours. I can do this. #finishstrong
  7. I'm doing stand up tonight at Sukit Hookah at 10 pm. Be there!
  8. Charlestown instagr.am/p/K9DIRrAMWY/
  9. Comedy writing session. Let's do this
  10. If my piss looked like coffee as much as it smells like coffee. I'd think about drinking it.
  11. @thee_leader my tweet game is strong when I'm off work lol
  12. I tried out for the high school wrestling team. But they told me being the team mascot was more my skill set. Go Patriots!
  13. @joeyy11 right on campus at UT. Right by oasis.
  14. Why didn't I shit like this when I tried out for two girls one cup!?
  15. @joeyy11 sukit hookah at 10 pm. Wednesday.
  16. @dickfagner it's 10 pm. I usually put myself in the middle of the list so that I'm not first or last.
  17. Stand up this week. Two locations. Gotta make my set fire!