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FFPete

  1. Finally. Beer. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Bdubs instagr.am/p/LCJ0jGAMQb/ 7:56 PM May 24th via Instagram
  3. I like your short shorts... It's cause I can see your butt cheeks. I like butt cheeks. 😄 7:20 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. The set is getting better. Got lost a little in it but picked myself back up. Punchlines worked. Thanks for coming friends. 9:08 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @ttayyylaa I wish ya could. I miss you 2:25 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ttayyylaa
  6. Off work in 3 hours. I can do this. #finishstrong 10:27 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  7. I'm doing stand up tonight at Sukit Hookah at 10 pm. Be there! 10:25 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Charlestown instagr.am/p/K9DIRrAMWY/ 8:22 PM May 22nd via Instagram
  9. Comedy writing session. Let's do this 5:05 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  10. If my piss looked like coffee as much as it smells like coffee. I'd think about drinking it. 8:51 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  11. @thee_leader my tweet game is strong when I'm off work lol 8:36 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RelativelyKyle
  12. I tried out for the high school wrestling team. But they told me being the team mascot was more my skill set. Go Patriots! 7:58 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  13. @joeyy11 right on campus at UT. Right by oasis. 6:33 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to joeyy11
  14. Why didn't I shit like this when I tried out for two girls one cup!? 5:49 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  15. @joeyy11 sukit hookah at 10 pm. Wednesday. 5:44 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to joeyy11
  16. @dickfagner it's 10 pm. I usually put myself in the middle of the list so that I'm not first or last. 5:08 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to dickfagner
  17. Stand up this week. Two locations. Gotta make my set fire! 4:54 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Peter Schlegel
  • Location Toledo, Ohio
  • Bio Videographer I Boyfriend I Vulgar I Comedy I EST I Flash Film Productions ™
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