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FATJEW

  1. I like this song by New York duo "That Work" a lot. If you don't, you're like a ricecake... NO TASTE. bit.ly/KdYUKa about 24 hours ago via web
  2. What do you call a black guy in a courtroom who graduated from Harvard Law School? A lawyer, you racist fucks about 24 hours ago via web
  3. Just in case you forgot or never knew my ridiculously fucking awesome email address, here it is: EMAILIO.ADDRESSTEVEZ@GMAIL.COM 11:38 AM May 24th via web
  4. Wish your day was weirder? Maybe this photo of Donald Duck exposing Christina Aguilera's left breast will help! bit.ly/KSu2fs 11:31 AM May 24th via web
  5. I imagine Snooki's vagina to be big, orange and scary looking, like Miranda from "Sex and The City." 11:29 AM May 24th via web
  6. @drake When Harrison Ford is up in the club with bottles of vodka filing cups and not giving a fuck he's HAN YOLO. bit.ly/J9M15K 1:02 PM May 13th via web
  7. Did your iphone auto-correct "black boyfriend" to "twitter icon?" RT @KimKardashian Time for a new twitter icon! 10:46 AM May 13th via web
  8. "Woke up in a bloody, tattered heap on my floor. Convincing myself I'm a werewolf and not an alcoholic." - @thebiggidea 10:23 AM May 13th via web
  9. Smash your face on your computer keyboard, tweet the results. (mine was hgtyuf76f) 10:21 AM May 13th via web
  10. Shout out to my mom's vagina for those 9 months of free room & board! 9:41 AM May 13th via web
  11. I'm hosting the official New York Knicks podcast, this week's episode features @TinaCervasio & @djwhookid. IT'S AWESOME bit.ly/KFwNp7 12:24 PM May 9th via web
  12. Patrick Swayze is gonna be on "The View" next week, too bad he can only talk to Whoopi Goldberg. #redditjoke 12:16 PM May 9th via web
  13. FACTS: 1. Whoopi Goldberg has the sex appeal of a fire at a preschool 2. This is the weirdest thing you'll see today bit.ly/Je0vkK 12:15 PM May 9th via web
  14. "Whoever came up with the term "one tough cookie" obviously had no idea about the structural integrity of baked goods." - @PaulyPeligroso 11:56 AM May 9th via web
  15. I wish the throat box that smokers get came with autotune so when my uncle talks I'd want to drink Patron and party instead of weep. 11:55 AM May 9th via web
  16. Against their better judgement, the New York Knicks (@nyknicks) hired me to host the official team podcast. Yes, really bit.ly/JQpx4N 1:30 PM May 3rd via web
  17. I interviewed Amber Rose for @karmalooptv, i give her a painting of me sucking her toes. Seriously. It's awesome. bit.ly/IPYWW7 1:32 PM May 2nd via web
  18. "I lost my virginity to a retarded girl. I wanted my first time to be special" - @miilkkk 11:02 AM Apr 21st via web
  19. Hey, guys who invent stuff: Breast implants that have wi-fi in them. 6:20 PM Apr 20th via web
  20. I wish my penis was as long as the receipt I get at Walgreen's after buying one single item. 6:19 PM Apr 20th via web
  • Name The Fat Jew
  • Location JEWYORKJEWYORK
  • Bio You can't get an STD if you never get tested.
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