FADKOG
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Remember that time I told you I left the house in Crocs and a Scrunchie? Yeah, well, listen. It gets worse...
about 22 hours ago
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@ If you could figure out how to send it back smaller, that would be great. I only want it back to sit my tired bones down!
about 22 hours ago
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in reply to CT_Mom
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If you stumble over my ass somewhere, ship it to me, please, because I totally worked it off today at the book store.
about 22 hours ago
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Good morning. This new post are my confessions. Chill out and read it, won't you, Freckles McGee?
6:20 AM Dec 21st
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Dear stranger who just friended me on FB - We share a last name. We do not share blood. You're also 35 and talk like a bad rapper. No.
12:56 PM Dec 20th
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@ Wha?! Oh, it's probably a bit dangerous that I now know they come in a white chocolate version, too!
6:53 PM Dec 18th
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in reply to Emsxiety
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@ I may push aside this massacre I call gift wrapping and drown myself in their trans fatty fantasticness
6:12 PM Dec 18th
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in reply to mrbigdubya
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Just realized it is dangerously close to Christmas and I have yet to partake of a Reece's peanut butter tree. Someone dash to Walgreens!
6:03 PM Dec 18th
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@ He's spend the majority of his time on it wondering why his texts smell like a spring rain in the mountains.
5:49 PM Dec 18th
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in reply to pinkiestyle
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Almost just destroyed the cell phone I bought for son's gift. A tip - if you hide gifts in the washer, check it before starting those undies
5:36 PM Dec 18th
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@ Gah! What have you done, putting that in my head now?!
5:34 PM Dec 18th
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in reply to mrbigdubya
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I would like to summon the power of four strapping elves to wrap these gifts. ::clap, clap::
5:31 PM Dec 18th
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@ Plus I have a big old snowboard I have no idea how I'm going to disguise for the next 7 days!
1:28 PM Dec 18th
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in reply to mommy_grrl
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@ I have a very loud Batman car here that would blow that superhero's cover in an instant. Fully understand.
1:28 PM Dec 18th
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in reply to mommy_grrl
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@ We do Santa/Xmas day thing, too, and the From Us gifts are usually out by now to taunt them for days. Whoops! (aka: tired mom)
1:24 PM Dec 18th
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in reply to mommy_grrl
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@ My kids are growing increasingly concerned that the barren wasteland under the Xmas tree is a sign of the apocalypse!
1:21 PM Dec 18th
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in reply to mommy_grrl
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It's weird how, in my mind, my house was supposed to be cleaned and presents wrapped by now,
1:16 PM Dec 18th
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@ He'd forgo it all for the puppy, I assure you! And trust me, I worked out some deals because of our own issues. Being broke FTW!
11:17 AM Dec 18th
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in reply to blueshi
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@ Heh. I actually upgraded mine to get one like his that he'll be getting, but now I have to hide it from him for a week!
11:12 AM Dec 18th
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in reply to pinkiestyle
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Don't know what stresses me out more: That we're giving my oldest son a snowboard for Christmas or that he's also getting his own cell phone
10:51 AM Dec 18th
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