Profile_bird

Hey there! FADKOG is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving FADKOG's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

FADKOG

  1. Remember that time I told you I left the house in Crocs and a Scrunchie? Yeah, well, listen. It gets worse... http://bit.ly/4OyTNH about 22 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. @CT_Mom If you could figure out how to send it back smaller, that would be great. I only want it back to sit my tired bones down! about 22 hours ago from web in reply to CT_Mom
  3. If you stumble over my ass somewhere, ship it to me, please, because I totally worked it off today at the book store. about 22 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. Good morning. This new post are my confessions. Chill out and read it, won't you, Freckles McGee? http://bit.ly/4OyTNH 6:20 AM Dec 21st from TweetDeck
  5. Dear stranger who just friended me on FB - We share a last name. We do not share blood. You're also 35 and talk like a bad rapper. No. 12:56 PM Dec 20th from TweetDeck
  6. @Emsxiety Wha?! Oh, it's probably a bit dangerous that I now know they come in a white chocolate version, too! 6:53 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to Emsxiety
  7. @mrbigdubya I may push aside this massacre I call gift wrapping and drown myself in their trans fatty fantasticness 6:12 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to mrbigdubya
  8. Just realized it is dangerously close to Christmas and I have yet to partake of a Reece's peanut butter tree. Someone dash to Walgreens! 6:03 PM Dec 18th from web
  9. @pinkiestyle He's spend the majority of his time on it wondering why his texts smell like a spring rain in the mountains. 5:49 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to pinkiestyle
  10. Almost just destroyed the cell phone I bought for son's gift. A tip - if you hide gifts in the washer, check it before starting those undies 5:36 PM Dec 18th from web
  11. @mrbigdubya Gah! What have you done, putting that in my head now?! 5:34 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to mrbigdubya
  12. I would like to summon the power of four strapping elves to wrap these gifts. ::clap, clap:: 5:31 PM Dec 18th from web
  13. @mommy_grrl Plus I have a big old snowboard I have no idea how I'm going to disguise for the next 7 days! 1:28 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to mommy_grrl
  14. @mommy_grrl I have a very loud Batman car here that would blow that superhero's cover in an instant. Fully understand. 1:28 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to mommy_grrl
  15. @mommy_grrl We do Santa/Xmas day thing, too, and the From Us gifts are usually out by now to taunt them for days. Whoops! (aka: tired mom) 1:24 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to mommy_grrl
  16. @mommy_grrl My kids are growing increasingly concerned that the barren wasteland under the Xmas tree is a sign of the apocalypse! 1:21 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to mommy_grrl
  17. It's weird how, in my mind, my house was supposed to be cleaned and presents wrapped by now, 1:16 PM Dec 18th from web
  18. @blueshi He'd forgo it all for the puppy, I assure you! And trust me, I worked out some deals because of our own issues. Being broke FTW! 11:17 AM Dec 18th from web in reply to blueshi
  19. @pinkiestyle Heh. I actually upgraded mine to get one like his that he'll be getting, but now I have to hide it from him for a week! 11:12 AM Dec 18th from web in reply to pinkiestyle
  20. Don't know what stresses me out more: That we're giving my oldest son a snowboard for Christmas or that he's also getting his own cell phone 10:51 AM Dec 18th from web