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  1. @bevurlee What's the deal with girls saying no to me tonight when I suggest they get naked in public and kneel down? Trick asses!
  2. Her perfume smelled familiar but I couldn't place it. Halfway through the Black Eyed Peas song I recognized it: alpha-geti.
  3. @bevurlee Run topless into the street, flash a passing car, and beg him to help you get a full night of entertainment.
  4. She thought I was being so offensive going into the high class bar when I joked the black guy in parking lot was with the band. He is! Haha!
  5. I think the #OILERS are more likely to win when down by a goal with 3 minutes left than when up by a goal. #nhl #yeg
  6. The Associated Press reports today "Atlantis back on Earth". C'mon! The series finale was like January 9th! Get with the times. #SG1
  7. Tonight #CBC Fifth Estate looks into the truth about 9/11. Next week they promise to examine PMOTUS not having US birth cert, right? #roft
  8. From all accounts, the Jewish Grey Cup parade yesterday at Stampede Park was really really lame. #CFL #yyc
  9. @dominionpundit If you were in Edm you'd appreciate it more: its been raining since 2pm and been averaging -8 overnights lately.
  10. .@Twitter idea: on mouse.over/on account page, have a larger (ie. 320x320) copy of thumbnail pic. See @natalietran boob grab w/o squinting!
  11. RT @natalietran: It's so hot that I feel clothes should be optional
  12. Phone call from my mother: "Drive careful tomorrow morning, it's going to be icy." Not-so-hidden context: "Dear Son, I think you're a moron"
  13. Stupid Americans: Thanksgiving was SIX WEEKS ago & ur just celebrating it now? Lemme guess, you accidentally let football have 4th down too.
  14. Fwd: God bless lululemon pants and the female genetics of the bartender at the bar I'm sitting at, and oh yes, beer fridges being down low!
  15. Sportsnet reports Hemsky is out with an upper body injury, and Comrie with something called "monocucliosis". #Oilers #NHL
  16. Sucks when you're @ the store & you can smell somebody Shit themselves. Worse when the stench follows u & u worry you're the one who did it.
  17. When will Sportsnet put the #Oilers goal on the board?
  18. Deslauriers is doing pretty well w/ starting duties while Khabibulin is injured. Never thought I'd say that THIS early in season. #Oilers
  19. @RightWingArtist Oddly enough, Jewish coworker didn't like my idea of him wearing a badge indicating he didn't believe in Jesus...
  20. Don't be greedy! Take one, and leave the other for the rest of us! RT @akomuzikera in this bus, 23 yr old dude is hitting on two 17 yr olds