ezrabutler
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@ judgmental fuck.
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to Zacharycohen
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@ a common refrain in conversations about current lovers.
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to Zacharycohen
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@ I'm not "tan", i'm "racially ambiguous".
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to AndreaKuszewski
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@ "in 7 years, he'll be 25"
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to Zacharycohen
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Me: Am I the only one who watched this video and wondered where all the attractive people were? Him: [the overall ugliness] made me tear up.
about 7 hours ago
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@ you didn't see your BFF's latest hatchet job for Gawker?
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to jonvox
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And the saddest part is, at least one vociferous detractor will state, "I'm not anti-Butler. @ is a good friend of mine."
about 7 hours ago
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I feel personally threatened by the rise of the anti-Butler polemics on the Internet today.
about 7 hours ago
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@ 100% true.
about 14 hours ago
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in reply to braddessington
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I'm just going to go home and curl up in bed with a nice book about a convict who fantasizes about being brutally raped by murderers.
about 16 hours ago
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from West Hollywood, CA
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When you look your phone after a nap to check what day it is.
about 19 hours ago
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Am I allowed to drive in the HOV lane if I have multiple personalities? I'm asking for a friend.
12:20 PM May 25th
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from Los Angeles, CA
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Can we all agree that meeting a stranger on a street corner and being given the keys to a parked car is no longer considered sketchy?
11:39 AM May 25th
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from West Hollywood, CA
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If I mock his non-designer jeans on Twitter, I can't tell him my name, right?
6:38 PM May 24th
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from Los Angeles, CA
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@ are you at a pond right now?
6:29 PM May 24th
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from Los Angeles, CA
in reply to mattdanna
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Unfortunately for @, I can't count in Chinese, so I didn't get her number.
6:03 PM May 24th
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from Los Angeles, CA
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Just had a lovely conversation in Chinese on the bus with @'s future wife.
6:02 PM May 24th
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from Los Angeles, CA
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I wish I had a dollar for every time someone exclaimed "you work?!" because then I wouldn't have to.
5:07 PM May 24th
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I hate Google's new result page.
10:09 PM May 23rd
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OH: Because lettuce makes me feel like a second class citizen. And nobody puts baby in a corner.
5:05 PM May 23rd
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from West Hollywood, CA
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- Name Ezra Butler
- Location West Hollywood, CA
- Bio Me: I need a new bio. Him: Leave it blank. It would be good for you. Me: Why? Him: Because you are obsessed with yourself.
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