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  1. I've done a lot of reading and writing this evening, and drank half a gallon of green tea. Average evening really.
  2. yes but @smuttysteff Mark Sanford... typical politician, just another sorry twat that couldn't keep his zipper up, and lied about it.
  3. @Chells well yes of course.
  4. @mydwynter goat cheese is yummy!
  5. You Don't Stop Laughing Because You Grow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing http://ff.im/-bUV6Y
  6. @Chells like selective hearing?
  7. @Chells you been getting lessons from my wife? She's on another planet once the TV is on.. LOL
  8. @madmain I don't care if people follow me back or not. I certainly don't follow everyone that follows me, only if they're interesting.
  9. Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass... http://ff.im/-bULmk
  10. @charleston4rent oh I try... I really do... LOL
  11. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. http://ff.im/-bUKJM
  12. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' She hit me. http://ff.im/-bUKyU
  13. The economy is so bad, Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting. http://ff.im/-bUHyL
  14. The economy is so bad, I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. http://ff.im/-bUHr3
  15. [Rated 86%] 6 People Who Died In Order To Prove A Point | The Eye http://tynt.com/3FJM
  16. well, @car4dave it's only 57 here now. Bring back summer!!
  17. @car4dave the temp in your office you said was 80. I'd rather have 80 than 40 anyday!
  18. @car4dave better than being 40!
  19. @chrispirillo failed.
  20. @GQbound yes, one good beer is far better than ten bottles of chemical piss.