EyeHartPie
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Would it shock you to learn my new job keeps me super busy? God, I cant remember my last tweet! I hope it was a good one!
8:44 AM Nov 13th
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I almost wore a garish orange shirt to work today. Secretary said wear orange! No one in this god damned building is wearing orange. ugh.
7:09 AM Oct 30th
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Dang doggs I ain't checked Twitter in like 6 days. And I'm not gonna read what I missed. Sorry internets.
4:28 AM Oct 21st
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I wonder if anyone at work is angry or jealous that I got this promotion. I think I kind of want them to be. That's right mother fuckers.
5:38 AM Oct 18th
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Tweet number 400 = I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOO HOO!!!!
1:46 PM Oct 13th
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Trying not to freak out about this new job opportunity. It's kinda exactly what I was hoping for, so I'm not doing well at not freaking out.
2:52 PM Oct 12th
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It doesn't make a lot of sense, but I think 6am Meatloaf may just be the BEST Meatloaf. The loafed meat, not the singer.
3:38 AM Oct 10th
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- Is there a chance in hell that these aren't disgusting?
9:54 AM Oct 7th
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Damnit the Baltimore comic-con is this weekend. Ugh I don't feel like dealing with Baltimore! Can't Bendis just mail me his damn autograph?
7:30 AM Oct 6th
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Doggs I looked at a lot of diamonds yesterday. I will look at more today.
3:09 AM Oct 3rd
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@ I see no such posts madam
6:16 AM Oct 1st
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in reply to amalthya
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@ no idea what you're babbling about. You know too much Tyra makes your skull soften, right? Like a mushy kiwi
5:37 AM Oct 1st
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in reply to amalthya
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@ I watched American Dad and 2 episodes of Glee on hulu instead. 200% better plus no Tyra. Also MIND QUAD!
5:11 AM Oct 1st
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in reply to amalthya
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No I'm not. RT @: You're forgetting all about ANTM
5:05 AM Oct 1st
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Anything good on tonight besides Top Chef? Probably not. Wednesday isn't a great night for tv. Now Thursday, there's a tv night dawg. Mmm
2:31 PM Sep 30th
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Current status: NFNR. Naked For No Reason.
7:06 AM Sep 30th
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Hmm. Good point. @ While I think of a better name, consider my million dollar idea; "Fauxm". Faux Foam. It's gonna be huge!
1:10 PM Sep 29th
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@ could we maybe find a new name for 'Espuma'? It's not an appetising name! Ooh honey you made Espuma! Where's my good spoon?
12:19 PM Sep 29th
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in reply to RichardBlais
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Yesterday I didn't have ENOUGH food, today I have too much. Oh well. Looking forward to 1.5 hours of actual work today, then 6 hours of ??
12:16 PM Sep 29th
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I love it when there are no gaps in the TV Schedule. House to Lie To Me to Castle? Easy Peasy Puddin-Pops! Yes, that is a thing I say. Mmm
4:57 PM Sep 28th
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- Name EyeHartPie
- Location Washington DC
- Bio I am a dude who twitters about his life in fantastic ways. Sadly the life in question is boring.
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