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ExplodingShark

DXRobots Fuck you darkon. 7:14 PM May 3rd via TweetDeck Retweeted by ExplodingShark and 1 other
R.I.P. Kamen Rider Stronger. 10:07 PM Apr 14th via web
DaBlooregard @ExplodingShark I hear you are a black folk on sa;mp . Here's a sad video to remind you of the OG youtube.com/watch?v=QBcFyg… 6:35 PM Apr 13th via web Retweeted by ExplodingShark
@DaBlooregard Blooregard, we hardly knew ye. 6:36 PM Apr 13th via web in reply to DaBlooregard
autocorrects Just yelled "HEY SLUT" to my friend at school and watched about 15 girls turn around. Awkward... 6:00 PM Apr 12th via Buffer Retweeted by ExplodingShark and 2259 others
JenYeaiKnowHer my best friend is a giant slut but i always like to convince her that she isnt just to see how much sluttier she can act #ForMyEntertainment 5:36 PM Apr 13th via web Retweeted by ExplodingShark and 2 others
Somehow ended up watching @Sir_McLightning 's latest GTA3 video at 8:45 in the morning. Totallyworthit. 11:43 AM Apr 10th via web
@Lewis10150 *Cuddle* 4:58 PM Apr 8th via web in reply to Lewis10150
So I just accidentally saved a picture of the moon landing... in my Fourze folder. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT. 9:19 AM Apr 3rd via web
@AlaskaPollock I'll send you a link via direct message. Goooodnight! 1:58 PM Mar 30th via web in reply to AlaskaPollock
@AlaskaPollock I was just about to go to bed, why? 1:57 PM Mar 30th via web in reply to AlaskaPollock
@kurenaifailtaru Ohhhh. I don't remember him... I need to re-watch a ton of SS and KR as I've forgotten just about everything. 2:54 AM Mar 29th via web in reply to kurenaifailtaru
@kurenaifailtaru The fuck is a Hiramechimedes? Is that more of your medical lingo, baeeeeb? 2:39 AM Mar 29th via web in reply to kurenaifailtaru
And then make them kick the shit out of you. 2:30 AM Mar 29th via web
Instead of taking down videos from YouTube or filing lawsuits, TOEI should send people around to your house dressed as Sentai villains... 2:29 AM Mar 29th via web
Why does RedBuster spend more time on his bike than this year's Kamen Rider does? 1:12 AM Mar 28th via web
@kurenaifailtaru DON'T GO. 1:30 PM Mar 27th via web in reply to kurenaifailtaru
@kurenaifailtaru Being sent through the postal system is what makes you mail. :U 1:27 PM Mar 27th via web in reply to kurenaifailtaru
@kurenaifailtaru Baby holes is what makes you female. 1:23 PM Mar 27th via web in reply to kurenaifailtaru
@man_pain Is it really that bad on the internets, lady? ;c Is it really so boring? We need more colours, I think. Everything is BLEH. 8:10 AM Mar 27th via web in reply to man_pain