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@NutterKobashi I'm aiming low - can I take Sammy Khalifa or Al Pedrique? #lowselfesteem about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@Dejan_Kovacevic wasn't going to bring that up! about 24 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to Dejan_Kovacevic
Gotta give credit to @Dejan_Kovacevic - first person I saw to call the East for the Devils after Pens lost. about 24 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
We will all remember this as when Adam Henrique became the greatest player in the world. about 24 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
Parise for NJ. 7:38 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPad
I hope the Red Sox drill Luke Scott in the freakin' head. 7:25 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPad
Barajas mania is running wild!!!! 4:43 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
The blind guy saw the play better than Potash. #rootsports 4:31 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
McClouth DFA'd - pretty much screws my Halloween costume plan. Thanks a lot NEAL! 2:05 PM May 25th via web
@Rick_City "Margaret...you've got the wrong file, lady?" 10:12 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Rick_City
@RobRossi_Trib Kevin Stevens 9:36 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RobRossi_Trib
@Dejan_Kovacevic this Phillies-Cards game on MLB Network is pretty entertaining. 7:13 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Dejan_Kovacevic
Will this power be used for good or evil!!?!? DUN DUN DUN RT “@TheNutterShow: I am done fucking around. I fucking own the internet.” 6:23 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
Youkilis can't bunt - no future as a Pirate. 5:53 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
Bad news - the Pirates just traded Kevin Youkilis for Drew Sutton. Damn you Neal! 5:51 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
@Melieeee252629 you deserve it - the only true Barajas fan I know exists. Congrats. 3:19 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Melieeee252629
@JoshYohe_Trib Not true - the plague put people out of their misery. This goes on and on and on.... 11:01 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JoshYohe_Trib
Neither have I - both are unlikely RT “@ScottBrown_Trib: Mendenhall is not ruling out playing in Sept. 9 season opener at Denver.” 10:48 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
ICE CREAM OF THE FUTURE RT“@BucsJoe: PNC Park vendors reporting brisk Dippin' Dotz sales with over 13,000 students here for Education Day." 10:29 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
It's awful RT “@TheNutterShow: The SNY score graphic is beyond confusing” 10:16 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone