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@EvilGayTwin thanks for the advice. I lived in Romford for a few years in my early 20s so I know the drill! Safely back over the bridge now!2 minutes ago from TwitterBerry
In deepest @Evilgaytwin land (ie Essex!) for a meeting and it's bloody freezing *shivers*about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry
@Lewishamdreamer I'm not even watching it, but it sounds painful. An even number of judges never works - it's just lazy voting by them.about 17 hours ago from web in reply to Lewishamdreamer
About to do a follower purge and get rid of the spammers. Also debating whether to go onto lockdown and also delete my Facebook account.about 17 hours ago from web
@foot_loose Not too bad, thanks :)about 18 hours ago from web in reply to foot_loose
@foot_loose I think I'll follow your lead and get shot of people that I don't actually know or talk to. Hope you're doing OK.about 21 hours ago from web in reply to foot_loose
One thing I forgot to mention was yesterday's sighting of Lulu in John Lewis in Oxford Street. NOT the best advert for her cosmetics range!5:21 AM Nov 8th from TwitterBerry
@EvilGayTwin Happy Birthday :) Hope you have a great day!5:09 PM Nov 7th from TwitterBerry
Shopped out and heading home. Wondering whether a hangover from last night's champange-fuelled antics will kick in at any point.6:49 AM Nov 7th from TwitterBerry
@Lewishamdreamer and has the capacity to give you sweaty palms and also make your jump!6:47 AM Nov 7th from TwitterBerry
My weekend has so far involved champagne and shopping. This is good.6:14 AM Nov 7th from TwitterBerry
@Lewishamdreamer brilliant episode isn't it?6:13 AM Nov 7th from TwitterBerry
By armour I of course mean this metaphorically. Have a potentially acrimonious family event in a fortnight and I need to look my best for it2:19 AM Nov 7th from TwitterBerry
A lovely, but extremely alcoholic evening. Have no right to feel as clear headed and bright and breezy as I do. Going shopping for armour.2:18 AM Nov 7th from TwitterBerry
Not even 7:30 and the first bottle of Bollinger is already finished. This is not good. There's many an hour to go chez @bollockface.11:29 AM Nov 6th from TwitterBerry
@Lewishamdreamer and that's never a good thing...12:28 PM Nov 5th from TwitterBerry
Mmmm Almond Croissant nom nom nom nom nom3:25 AM Nov 5th from TwitterBerry
Another day, another late finish, another planned trip to the gym missed. *sigh* MUST do better tomorrow.12:01 PM Nov 3rd from TwitterBerry
@PaulJNicholls hope your Dad's OK. And get the hot guy's number!6:18 AM Nov 3rd from TwitterBerry
Lunch with a friend has lifted my mood even in the underlying reasons remain. I really need to take a proper break more often.4:49 AM Nov 3rd from TwitterBerry

Name Dan Jacobson
Location London
Bio Despite the username, I'm not really in exile - ExiledInSt Helena, however, would be a different matter entirely...