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  1. I can't decide whether light fixtures or sofas are more boring.
  2. @medlinniei It's SO inappropriate. But he LOVES it. Luckily he has no idea of the sexual connotations!
  3. @medlinniei Mine LOVES Katy Perry's Alien song...
  4. Saturday project. He did most of the work! instagr.am/p/LHDT0UIFTG/
  5. Game is on! instagr.am/p/LG3hlfIFbP/
  6. @bleubrunette ha! I had that sitting on my wishlist until two days ago (when I decided it would probably break). :P
  7. I just signed up to be a TasteMaker Mom and think you should too! inviterequest.tastemakermom.com/?lrRef=5pDMR via @tastemakermom
  8. @mommywantsvodka I also find Bon Jovi to be very depressing...and not in a good way.
  9. @mommywantsvodka I LOVE Concrete Blonde. A ton. I'm just saying - that song is depressing.
  10. @mommywantsvodka oh and anything by The Decemberists is pretty goddamned depressing.
  11. @mommywantsvodka Anything by James Taylor always makes me want to shoot myself in the face.
  12. @mommywantsvodka or "Little Girl" by Sister Soleil
  13. @mommywantsvodka "Tomorrow Wendy is Going to Die" by Concrete Blonde
  14. @gonzopants Can you DM your address to me?
  15. Dunno if I already shared this. Louis CK on living with a 5 year old: ht.ly/baao5
  16. Dude, awesome Bed-in-a-bag sets at No More Rack for $39!
  17. Oh darn, the grenade necklace at nomorerack is sold out! Now what to do for Father's Day? #thatexists
  18. @gonzopants I wish you guys could come for his birthday!
  19. RT @janicewhaley: Happy Friday everyone! Did you get your free song off my new album yet? Go get it! janice.bandcamp.com/track/buried
  20. It's FRIDAY!