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Evil_Dumbledore

  1. Best words to hear: "we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted into Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry"
  2. I like to glue pigeons to dogs so people think I have a Hippogriff
  3. "my heart is broken" is a TT. Really? If your heart was really broken you'd be dead so shut up
  4. #WorstStripperNames Whoremione Granger
  5. #ThingsWomenSay2MakeMenMad "it's leviOsa not leviosaaaarrr" b!tch, silence your lips
  6. #MostCommonLies "it's okay to be in Hufflepuff"
  7. #WhenIGetDrunk I throw socks at midgets and shout "Dobby you're free!"
  8. #PetPeevesOnTwitter Bieber and One Direction fans feeling the need to constantly trend stuff. It's more annoying than Lavender Brown
  9. #DontGoForAGuy who's in Hufflepuff. Chances are he probably goes for guys too
  10. RIP Obama? Does RIP stand for Really Impressive President or...?
  11. #HoldOnSoYouTellinMe you DON'T like Harry Potter? twitter.com/Evil_Dumbledor…
  12. #WeGoTogetherLike Hermione Granger and books.
  13. #WrongJobInterviewAttire Birthday suit
  14. #RTIFYOU hate tweets that say "RT if..." but you're a big fan of irony
  15. #100ThingsToDoBeforeIDie spin round in a big chair and say "I've been expecting you".
  16. if I ever get 'Bieberfever' just let the fever kill me
  17. #NotBeingRudeBut if brains were gold you'd be poorer than the Weasleys
  18. @Cintronite make sure you have extra bacon
  19. So it's national vegetarian week?Everyday millions of plants suffer at the hands of vegetarians, help end the violence. #TeamBacon