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Evil_Dumbledore

  1. Best words to hear: "we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted into Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry" about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. I like to glue pigeons to dogs so people think I have a Hippogriff about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. "my heart is broken" is a TT. Really? If your heart was really broken you'd be dead so shut up about 24 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. #WorstStripperNames Whoremione Granger 11:02 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. #ThingsWomenSay2MakeMenMad "it's leviOsa not leviosaaaarrr" b!tch, silence your lips 6:08 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. #MostCommonLies "it's okay to be in Hufflepuff" 3:52 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. #WhenIGetDrunk I throw socks at midgets and shout "Dobby you're free!" 10:53 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. #PetPeevesOnTwitter Bieber and One Direction fans feeling the need to constantly trend stuff. It's more annoying than Lavender Brown 8:59 PM May 24th via web
  9. #DontGoForAGuy who's in Hufflepuff. Chances are he probably goes for guys too 7:01 PM May 24th via web
  10. RIP Obama? Does RIP stand for Really Impressive President or...? 3:11 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. #HoldOnSoYouTellinMe you DON'T like Harry Potter? twitter.com/Evil_Dumbledor… 11:19 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. #WeGoTogetherLike Hermione Granger and books. 4:30 AM May 24th via web
  13. #WrongJobInterviewAttire Birthday suit 7:05 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  14. #RTIFYOU hate tweets that say "RT if..." but you're a big fan of irony 7:02 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  15. #100ThingsToDoBeforeIDie spin round in a big chair and say "I've been expecting you". 6:07 PM May 22nd via web
  16. if I ever get 'Bieberfever' just let the fever kill me 3:29 PM May 22nd via web
  17. #NotBeingRudeBut if brains were gold you'd be poorer than the Weasleys 12:07 PM May 21st via web
  18. @Cintronite make sure you have extra bacon 9:15 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Cintronite
  19. So it's national vegetarian week?Everyday millions of plants suffer at the hands of vegetarians, help end the violence. #TeamBacon 8:57 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Dumble-fucking-dory
  • Location Huffle-puffin some Herb
  • Web http://evildumble...
  • Bio Do not pity the dead. Pity the living. And above all, pity those who live without Harry Potter.
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