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  1. I just sprayed my cell phone with adhesive glue. Brilliant.
  2. I just generated a #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: toddler, kids, time - http://w33.us/5cui
  3. Just entered to win a $200 gift card. It's free to enter with no strings. Wish me luck! http://mcs.tw/fq
  4. I miss my family today. I wish they all lived right near me.
  5. 12 years ago today it was a Monday and I was going to the hospital. Today I have a young man in my kitchen drinking coffee.
  6. I recieved 3 packages in the mail today. I heart #Amazon Prime.
  7. I am thankful for seat warmers in my car.
  8. I am thankful for still being full.
  9. I still have my placenta in my freezer. Still wondering what i should do with it.
  10. @Feebeeglee I am hoping that today is a better day for you. It cant get worse right?
  11. I think my son would be happy arguing with me till midnight if only I would let him.
  12. My baby thinks I am hilarious without my glasses on. Tomorrow I am wearing my contacts, let the LOLZ begin.
  13. Wishing I was standing in line to get my book signed. But instead I am at the library.
  14. @chopperrockets Ok I am up. I'm up! Its too cold to sleep here anyway.
  15. I am excited about checking out books from the #library. OMG I am a #geek.
  16. @massdistraction Dave Ramsey changed my life. Even if he is a religious zealot. Just an FYI.
  17. Drinking caffeineated soda, I will regret this at 11pm tonight.
  18. Last day of swimming class, and I am sad.
  19. "I don't need more friends. You got friends and all they do is ask you to help them move. Fuck that. I'm old. I'm through moving shit."
  20. My baby is 100 days old today! Yea!