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  1. The place has been open for more than a dozen years, and yet diners at Cafeteria in Chelsea still act like they're too cool for school
  2. Ran into a friend I haven't seen in awhile at the end of my run, & found out she's pregnant! #pabl
  3. OK, fess up. How many thought that maybe, possibly, the #MJ thing could be a hoax, & that he might moonwalk out on stage at the Memorial?
  4. Access Hollywood dude doing tour of Neverland Ranch needs 2 stop saying "during happier times" couldn't've been happy 4 kids getting raped
  5. Who did the horrible paint job on the sides of Jermaine Jackson's head for Matt Lauer interview? Looks like that spray black hair in a can
  6. A little pissed that someone I cc'ed on an email out of courtesy is trying to engage in a pissing contest
  7. @lifeway_kefir I don't think so. If you were grazing on probiotics all day there might be "frequent trips", as they say...
  8. Just saw the UPS guy unloading 2 REALLY big cases of Pjur lubricant. That's gonna be a hell of a party! Wonder if he knows what it is? ;-)
  9. Dear exhibitors at Fancy Food Show: don't be stuffing your piehole w/your product when I'm shooting video. Makes you look gross! #NASFT
  10. thx 4 commiseration.Pisses me off that they give NO feedback, don't communicate, then cancel. It's someone's livelihood they're f'ing with
  11. Bitch of a client doesn't have the decency to cancel the service in person or phone. Breaks up with me via an "It's not you, it's us" email
  12. @ChefMark People keep asking you about me, don't they?
  13. Great. My BF's half-wit ex invited himself to our dinner party tonight. He's nice, but dumb, & needs to assert his primacy in Tommy's life
  14. Bitch walking her vicious dog last night, after I said it was too bad she didn't socialize it well, tells me "too bad you're so judgmental"!
  15. @theambershow sounds like you need that Cockney lady from the TV commercials to pop in and do your laundry
  16. @acomputerpro yes, since the Jonas Brothers appeared with Stevie Wonder, they're eager to ruin other aging megastars' careers
  17. @acomputerpro and Father Mackenzie once did missionary work in Burma, where he got syphillis. Now he's VERY lonely. #FakeBeatlesFacts
  18. @anniemal you in NYC for the day? Give a holler, we'll be in midtown free between 4:00 & 6, then travel media tweetup, then cocktail event
  19. @banannie I had the same issue recently. USB wireless MS mouse just stopped working. I bought a new one & it's fine
  20. "Nessun Dorma" is a great aria, but if I hear another fat guido blue collar worker sing it on a "talent" contest, I'm gonna puke