EvilChefMark
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Just saw a girl with jacket that says "Apple Bottom". Honey, that's more like "It's the Great Pumpkin Bottom, Charlie Brown"!!
6:30 PM Nov 20th
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@ never met you all weekend! :-(
12:59 AM Oct 18th
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in reply to QueenofSpain
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Vegas: the only city in America where EVERYONE is White Trash, no matter what color you are
11:32 PM Oct 17th
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OK, if you use up all of your lifelines on the $4000 question, you're not gonna get very far on Millionaire!
9:49 AM Sep 2nd
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@ "I DIED!!!!"
9:46 PM Aug 31st
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Why does Rachel Zoe look like Sharon Stone ate Madonna and then went anorexic???
9:42 PM Aug 31st
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The place has been open for more than a dozen years, and yet diners at Cafeteria in Chelsea still act like they're too cool for school
9:41 AM Jul 9th
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Ran into a friend I haven't seen in awhile at the end of my run, & found out she's pregnant!
5:45 PM Jul 7th
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OK, fess up. How many thought that maybe, possibly, the thing could be a hoax, & that he might moonwalk out on stage at the Memorial?
3:48 PM Jul 7th
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Access Hollywood dude doing tour of Neverland Ranch needs 2 stop saying "during happier times" couldn't've been happy 4 kids getting raped
4:50 PM Jul 2nd
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Who did the horrible paint job on the sides of Jermaine Jackson's head for Matt Lauer interview? Looks like that spray black hair in a can
4:47 PM Jul 2nd
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A little pissed that someone I cc'ed on an email out of courtesy is trying to engage in a pissing contest
7:46 PM Jun 30th
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@ I don't think so. If you were grazing on probiotics all day there might be "frequent trips", as they say...
1:09 PM Jun 30th
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Just saw the UPS guy unloading 2 REALLY big cases of Pjur lubricant. That's gonna be a hell of a party! Wonder if he knows what it is? ;-)
1:04 PM Jun 30th
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Dear exhibitors at Fancy Food Show: don't be stuffing your piehole w/your product when I'm shooting video. Makes you look gross!
10:23 AM Jun 30th
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thx 4 commiseration.Pisses me off that they give NO feedback, don't communicate, then cancel. It's someone's livelihood they're f'ing with
8:07 PM Jun 24th
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Bitch of a client doesn't have the decency to cancel the service in person or phone. Breaks up with me via an "It's not you, it's us" email
7:33 PM Jun 24th
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@ People keep asking you about me, don't they?
5:42 PM Jun 24th
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Great. My BF's half-wit ex invited himself to our dinner party tonight. He's nice, but dumb, & needs to assert his primacy in Tommy's life
11:38 AM Jun 13th
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Bitch walking her vicious dog last night, after I said it was too bad she didn't socialize it well, tells me "too bad you're so judgmental"!
8:51 AM Jun 13th
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- Name EvilChefMark
- Location In your head
- Bio Saying the crap @ChefMark shouldn't be saying, & telling it like it is. No offense intended, but telling the TRUTH here. DON'T add me Real Estate people!!!
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