EvilBenStiller
- dear twitter: sorry about breaking you with my awesomeness.4:15 PM Sep 17th from web
- grunge is still cool in this universe, right?3:53 PM Sep 17th from web
- The seven who have unfollowed me recently will suffer eternal torment. You know who you are. The rest are guaranteed nirvana. or pearl jam.3:52 PM Sep 17th from web
- @ Follow in my evil ways, Sona. I will show you how to overcome your master @. My minions are legion and funnier (looking)9:12 PM Sep 16th from web in reply to sonapanos
- Still waiting on winning Celebrity Death Watch brand id. Props to @ @ & @ for trying, even if they were kinda weak8:22 PM Sep 16th from web
- @ Credit for knowing my origins. To your Q: In my Universe, Richards' standup kills his audience. Literally. He executes them.3:58 PM Sep 16th from Tweetie in reply to andypanda514
- Due to the glut of famous people dying, I'm planning to launch a 24-hour "Celebrity Death Watch" channel. Pitch me your naming ideas.2:30 PM Sep 16th from web
- What's all this Joe Wilson hubbub? He was just promoting his new favorite sport "Jai Alai" 9:28 AM Sep 10th from Tweetie
- Sure, stay in school if you want to fill your head with lots of useless "knowledge." Or come hench for me, and I'll tell you what to think3:55 PM Sep 8th from Tweetie
- Happy Labor Day, America. Now get back to work, peons.6:03 PM Sep 7th from Tweetie
- props to those who me: @ @ -- who else wants to join the club?1:40 PM Sep 4th from web
- @ that's exactly right, Billy. The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.8:49 PM Sep 2nd from Tweetie in reply to andypanda514
- In case anyone asks, I didn't start the fire.8:29 AM Sep 2nd from web
- @ It's a good way to test the resolve of your minions: replying to them randomly teaches obedience. Like you would for a pet.12:54 PM Aug 29th from Tweetie in reply to JustinLongLA
- My personal minion publicist @ has been pimping me out for interviews, or as I like to call them "evil-views."1:33 PM Aug 27th from Tweetie
- @ A confusing message: are you telling your followers to be pussies? If so, thank you: they will be easier to subjugate11:52 AM Aug 26th from web in reply to rainnwilson
- @ Only if it's a shout out... for evil. As explained before, if @ were to follow me, it could destroy this universe11:48 AM Aug 26th from web in reply to tracybb
- @ I don't know of this @, but he sounds like my kind of fellow.12:16 PM Aug 25th from web in reply to spookyfoxmulder
- Now there's a blockbuster: Aliens vs. Purina7:06 PM Aug 23rd from web
- I mean, they've got all those laser rifles, so why trade for cat food... when they could take over a cat food factory?7:01 PM Aug 23rd from web
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- Name Evil Ben Stiller
- Location Evil LA
- Web http://bit.ly/MMST
- Bio Parody account not affiliated with Ben Stiller. You're in my world now, grandma! (But I'm not the Ben Stiller of this universe.)
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