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The novice faithfully sang the morning hymn to the rhythm rumbling from a party two blocks away. @
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"Go find yourself," the wise man said. The lad traveled the world to do so. Within a week he bumped into a clone.
2:11 AM May 23rd
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"Please move a little, there's a knot right behind your hand." I resumed hammering. "You know carpentry, huh?"
1:43 AM May 20th
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Chaos is the law of nature, the criminal said as he turned to the judge. Life itself is an attempt to break laws.
9:17 AM May 17th
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He killed his wife as she spoke negatively about him. Exaggeration was the worst of her habits.
2:45 AM May 15th
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"Do you like a good walk?" the philosopher asked...
11:54 AM May 13th
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'Excuse to Bake Apple Pie, Again' - She found raisins close to expiry date.
1:17 AM Apr 28th
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He packed the bags, let out the pathetic dog and ran off with his plunder.
11:59 PM Apr 26th
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My wife said her impending menopause made her unfriendly at times. I told her I loved her and I’d stay as long as possible. @
4:30 AM Apr 12th
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I ©EvertAsberg used to be overly anxious that texts ©EvertAsberg and ideas ©EvertAsberg would get stolen. ©EvertAsberg
3:21 AM Apr 11th
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“Honest, faithful, reliable, friendly, hard working, tenacious... Why not?” I asked. Saint Peter closed the door. “Wrong God.” @
4:30 AM Apr 10th
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: Something nice happened but Simone missed it again. "It was neither on Facebook nor Twitter." "Have you checked real life?"
7:58 AM Apr 9th
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Introductory Talk:
7:25 AM Apr 9th
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Only when the unsuccessful author committed the crimes of his characters, he ended up as most wanted.
5:17 AM Apr 8th
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A baby's skull is still soft, it heals easily after a fall from a balcony. I'm not such a bad father after all.
7:43 AM Apr 5th
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’s message in a bottle: Please place this glass bottle and piece of paper in the appropriate bins; Cork is recyclable.
1:01 AM Apr 3rd
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“No, I’m sorry. We don't sell mortgages to young, pregnant couples. We are under mort-U. We store bodies.”
5:59 AM Mar 30th
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: “I forbid you to violate my copyright laws, do you copy?” “Sure, sir, I do copy.”
6:31 PM Mar 29th
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Despite the anesthesia he heard the surgeon revile the emergency generator.
8:47 AM Mar 29th
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He spent six months in jail, a blessed event, and another ten months. Then he was released, with his mother, the gangster girl. @
3:30 AM Mar 26th
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- Name Evert Asberg
- Location Amsterdam
- Web http://evertasber...
- Bio Evert Asberg envies me, wants to be me or even thinks he’s me. Anyway, he sleeps with my wife.
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