Profile_bird

Hey there! EvanStreetwiser is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing? Join today to start receiving EvanStreetwiser's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

EvanStreetwiser

  1. @monkeyvix Aww. about 8 hours ago from txt
  2. @monkeyvix Are you too good for facebook now? ;-P about 8 hours ago from txt
  3. Bacon and Miracle Whip on Sourdough toast. My heart will probably stop tomorrow, but it's good! 10:55 PM Nov 7th from txt
  4. Halfway through the last week without new television. 2:00 PM Nov 4th from txt
  5. @mileysavefuzzy You're crazy. Get help. :) 1:23 PM Nov 2nd from web
  6. Sick horse necessitates going back to the barn. 1:11 PM Oct 31st from txt
  7. The cow puns have cooled off. 2:46 PM Oct 30th from txt
  8. THIS RAIN IS UNREASONABLY WET. 10:05 PM Oct 29th from txt
  9. @monkeyvix You okay? 4:53 PM Oct 28th from txt
  10. Mah friends are out sick. 8:00 AM Oct 26th from txt
  11. could really use a pocket Starbucks. 8:17 AM Oct 22nd from txt
  12. is like wtf. 11:12 AM Oct 16th from txt
  13. Wow.. You cannot win The Game! You can only not lose! You just lost, by the way. 12:53 PM Oct 14th from txt
  14. is going to get his cow costume. 12:47 PM Oct 10th from txt
  15. FORGOT HIS COPY OF "American On Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot" by Craig Ferguson when he left for school. :-( 8:27 AM Oct 9th from txt
  16. blaaaaah. 8:23 AM Oct 9th from txt
  17. needs to go to a taping of Craig's show and yell out "I FREAKIN LOVE YOU." 9:55 PM Oct 8th from txt
  18. someone should remind white people they are not blakc. 10:22 AM Oct 7th from txt
  19. Thinks people who don't slow down for a fucking squirrel but instead run over it, leaving it alive and writhing in pain should be fuckin ... 8:27 AM Oct 6th from txt
  20. Is it summer yet? 11:17 AM Oct 5th from txt