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  1. wonders if he accidentally switched out Scott's breakfast with a big helping of Bitchy Os. 12:21 PM Dec 2nd from txt
  2. was forgotten at school by his parents. I will sit here and cry softly while I wait for a ride. 12:11 PM Dec 2nd from txt
  3. @monkeyvix Yeah, those vampires get soooo tan. 7:44 PM Nov 30th from txt
  4. @monkeyvix I need to like write it on my hand, cus I don't know the next time I'm going to Starbucks.. hmm.. where do I have a sharpie..? 3:37 PM Nov 30th from web
  5. needs his sleep, hallucinating a little. 11:07 PM Nov 28th from txt
  6. @monkeyvix Haha, I will try it the next time I am at a Starbucks for you. 10:47 PM Nov 28th from txt
  7. @monkeyvix I'm at a party. 4:17 PM Nov 28th from web
  8. @ladygaga Bought 2-disc edition of The Fame Monster today. Love it! 4:58 PM Nov 23rd from web
  9. hatews the filth that is the boys bathroom. 11:38 AM Nov 23rd from txt
  10. just finished Shutter Island. Honest ending. Good book. 9:33 AM Nov 19th from txt
  11. just totally watched the Space Shuttle launch instead of doing actual work on the computer last hour. 11:55 AM Nov 16th from txt
  12. has loved every Pixar movie/short except for Toy Story. 12:46 PM Nov 15th from txt
  13. @monkeyvix Aww. 3:32 PM Nov 14th from txt
  14. @monkeyvix Are you too good for facebook now? ;-P 3:08 PM Nov 14th from txt
  15. Bacon and Miracle Whip on Sourdough toast. My heart will probably stop tomorrow, but it's good! 10:55 PM Nov 7th from txt
  16. Halfway through the last week without new television. 2:00 PM Nov 4th from txt
  17. @mileysavefuzzy You're crazy. Get help. :) 1:23 PM Nov 2nd from web
  18. Sick horse necessitates going back to the barn. 1:11 PM Oct 31st from txt
  19. The cow puns have cooled off. 2:46 PM Oct 30th from txt
  20. THIS RAIN IS UNREASONABLY WET. 10:05 PM Oct 29th from txt