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  1. On my way to Santa Cruz via Thousand Oaks. Didn't want to wake the 100+ degree weather to say bye so I'll just leave a note: "Later punk!"8:28 AM Jul 15th from Tweetie
  2. These antihistamines work great. Make me so damn drowsy I don't care about the itching. Also prevent me from caring about my spleling too.7:55 PM Jul 14th from Tweetie
  3. Terrible reception today. Most likely a cell tower melted. Most likely.7:34 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie
  4. One benefit to multiple wasps stings on my forearm is my new Popeye-like muscular appearance. No spinach required.3:24 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie
  5. Even checking out just audio books at the local library makes me one of its most well-read visitors.11:32 AM Jul 13th from Tweetie
  6. 15 items or less. 5 cases of Milwaukee's Best doesn't count as one item, Mr. Cowboy Hat.4:26 PM Jul 10th from Twitterrific
  7. Listening to John Adams the audio book over plain cheerios and soy milk at 11PM. Jealous? I thought so.10:55 PM Jul 9th from Twitterrific
  8. @benjaminenno You're not the boss of me.8:34 AM Jul 9th from Twitterrific in reply to benjaminenno
  9. @heartsutra It's glorious like the setting sun.9:47 PM Jul 7th from Twitterrific in reply to heartsutra
  10. Up early to help build a friend's house. I'm just like the Amish or a Pilgrim. Sent from iPhone.9:04 AM Jul 6th from Twitterrific
  11. In an attempt to expand my and others' vocabulary I'll now be using LOL as a word and not as initials. As in, "Go lol yourself."1:52 AM Jul 5th from Tweetie
  12. To this day the question remains unanswered: How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?5:50 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
  13. Woke to find all local authorities chasing a extremely slow and invisible perp, but can't fathom why they needed paper streamers to do it.1:15 PM Jul 4th from Twitterrific
  14. @blissrowland Does that mean I have to challenge the yoga mat to a duel? I don't stand a chance.2:23 AM Jul 4th from Twitterrific in reply to blissrowland
  15. Raising the household alert level to red: imminent danger. I.e. mayo levels badly depleted.1:55 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
  16. Just put a dead moth in my mouth thinking it was a piece of chocolate, so don't tell me I never try new things.2:00 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
  17. Fact: Arizona state law requires any pickup truck older than 15 years to be adorned with a minimum of one (1) 'support our troops' sticker.2:57 PM Jul 1st from Twitterrific
  18. Voices heard through the vents either means we're getting a new cooler or the chocolate burglar is back.12:26 PM Jun 27th from Tweetie
  19. @Julia_Levitt Fav'd. Humorous and accurate: I've always wanted a Vespa. Grazie.11:34 PM Jun 25th from Twitterrific in reply to Julia_Levitt
  20. Maybe Trader Joe's should play public radio in their stores so customers feel more comfortable getting out of their hybrids.8:08 PM Jun 25th from Twitterrific