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EvanMathis69

  1. @the_real_gus That's racist. about 21 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to the_real_gus
  2. @OwenSchmitt ruff. ruff. 11:30 AM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to OwenSchmitt
  3. @Just_JD38 Affirmative. 9:45 AM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Just_JD38
  4. On @SouthwestAir if you lower the shades & press call buttons to make candles then you can sing happy birthday. twitter.com/EvanMathis69/s… 9:31 AM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS
  5. @FanSince09 comming* 12:30 PM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to FanSince09
  6. @FanSince09 You're killing it today. Keep going. 12:26 PM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS
  7. @geoffhangartner silence, egg! 11:07 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to geoffhangartner
  8. @DZangaro I'll keep an eye out. 8:10 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to DZangaro
  9. This is the motto for any male teen first learning to dance. “@MikeVick: Have to keep grinding. Nothing is going to come easy.” 8:06 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS
  10. Iron Sheik needs a TV show. “@the_ironsheik: allen iverson the real black man who real player” 5:45 PM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS
  11. Pervert. “@katyperry: Sea men dock their vessels in the great city of NYC to experience the land from whence they came.” 5:44 PM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS
  12. George Orwell's 1984 was a great book, not a great idea. Kill CISPA. privacyisawesome.com 5:20 PM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS
  13. @__Corinne I use the @LazyUnfollow app to track follower deaths. Many have died. 5:07 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac in reply to __Corinne
  14. @Krueton Didn't you tell me to reply after the quoted text? I tried that a couple times. Eww. 5:03 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac in reply to Krueton
  15. You visiting @WarrenSapp? “@bbwolf94: Just saw a guy jump out of a dumpster” 4:53 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac
  16. Here's @CaseyMatthews50 fighting segregation. twitter.com/EvanMathis69/s… 11:05 AM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS
  17. @blakejud @Jkelce is a prostitute. @toddherremans & I don't follow on the first date. 10:05 AM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to blakejud
  18. @AJRodriguezAJ, you just favorited a tweet of mine from 4 months ago. Keep going. 5:50 PM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS
  19. @pdomo Thor is on vacation in California. That was a sewer rat in @Jkelce's beard. Many rodents live in @JkelceBeard. 5:45 PM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to pdomo
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  • Name Evan Mathis
  • Location Pangea
  • Web http://www.zoneap...
  • Bio Verified Parody Account. #MathisBrigade Private Investigator. Wielder of Mjölnir. Best Rapper Alive. ?. The People's OG. Sit-Down Comedian.
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