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EvanHandler

@camilluddington Ain't you sweet. Charlie pretends to be gay this year, so I miss you, too (not that there's anything wrong w/that). 7:31 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to camilluddington
@BiABiE Looks like this summer is out, so maybe next Christmas time. Thanks for watching out. 8:50 PM May 12th via web in reply to BiABiE
@JuddApatow @jonlovett 20 yrs ago Lou Black proposed replacing Xmas "Yule log" with a bowl of steaming shit & predicted people would watch. 8:48 PM May 12th via web in reply to JuddApatow
So used to Democrats bungling the message. Today the Republicans seem to have stumble badly. Maybe Romney is the Republican Democrat? 6:15 PM May 10th via web
Momma=fever Babysitter=fever Daddy=nervous breakdown 6:26 PM May 7th via web
@gregmottola Arrrgh...was just going to ask how long you're in town, and if there was time for a coffee. Next trip? 12:46 PM Apr 29th via web in reply to gregmottola
@gregmottola Does that mean they're driving fast, or slow? 11:25 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPad in reply to gregmottola
@monicacrowley You are repulsive. Thank you, and goodnight (in honor of Sandra Fluke and the good, kind, thoughtful people in the USA). 11:13 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPad
@Carolyn_Abby 'Cause you're so sweet 'n purty I can share an important secret: Duchovny does not partake of the Twitterverse. Imposters all. 4:30 PM Apr 24th via web in reply to Carolyn_Abby
@Jupiterxiii @howaboutafresca No, I would never do anything like that. 10:24 AM Apr 24th via web in reply to Jupiterxiii
@Jupiterxiii @howaboutafresca I don't know. It's a puzzlement. How do we get to the bottom of this? 9:05 AM Apr 24th via web in reply to Jupiterxiii
Jupiterxiii I forget are @howaboutafresca and @evanhandler the same person or different people? 8:16 AM Apr 24th via web Retweeted by EvanHandler
@SouthOfHeavenCA She is, indeed, wonderful. More so than I (though I have my moments). 11:05 PM Apr 22nd via Twitter for iPad in reply to SouthOfHeavenCA
@SouthOfHeavenCA Tweet, yes. Coffee no can do. 11:01 PM Apr 22nd via Twitter for iPad in reply to SouthOfHeavenCA
@lenadunham Brava. U are the real deal. Watched ep 1, #tinyfurniture, and ep 2 in qck succession. I'm late to the party, but glad I arrived. 10:56 PM Apr 22nd via Twitter for iPad
@JuddApatow GIRLS is great. Pls introduce me to Lena b4 15 yrs go by. Then, b4 16 yrs go by, maybe u & I should have a coffee, as well. 10:48 PM Apr 22nd via Twitter for iPad
@KonstantSavant Chaya, Hal's, Tasting Kitchen, Gjelina. That should keep you busy for a while. 9:16 PM Apr 12th via web in reply to KonstantSavant
I'm making believe I'm crying for money. 10:35 AM Apr 11th via Twitter for iPhone
t-minus sixteen minutes, and counting... 8:50 PM Apr 10th via web
@Ty_In_StL .75 4:16 PM Apr 10th via Twitter for iPad in reply to Ty_In_StL