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EvanAndGareth

There's a possibility that Kanye jumps on stage at this funeral and calls Michael Jackson's death 'the best death of all time! Of all TIME!' about 2 hours ago via web
@g_raeme that would be the Adam Sandler movie version. rewinding far enough to bring her back! about 3 hours ago via web in reply to g_raeme
Rewinding and pausing a funeral seems weird. about 3 hours ago via web
@DodgeeDoo yeah. i do it weekly. mainly spoons. about 17 hours ago via web in reply to DodgeeDoo
@glpassion indeed! about 17 hours ago via web in reply to glpassion
@TSSTaylor well, I'm on board. about 17 hours ago via web in reply to TSSTaylor
@TSSTaylor and no, i don't. familiar. but man. i am a fan! about 18 hours ago via web in reply to TSSTaylor
@TSSTaylor that is so good! about 18 hours ago via web in reply to TSSTaylor
My 'who to follow' section has a lot of odd suggestions. Kathy Najimy and Hulk Hogan? Really? about 20 hours ago via web
I like my women like I like my Alan: Thicke. about 20 hours ago via web
Chris Christie should veto more calzones. about 21 hours ago via web
I wonder if I will play in the NBA before Greg Oden does again. about 21 hours ago via web
keep these two away from me! twitter.com/EvanAndGareth/… 1 day ago via web
RT: @heyitsopus I like to think of Champagne as the Miller High Life of wines. 1:36 PM Feb 17th via web in reply to heyitsopus
Most of my eating utensils have garbage disposal damage. 12:44 PM Feb 17th via web
@mikeyoh21 meat.....lovers? 12:44 PM Feb 17th via web in reply to mikeyoh21
@mikeyoh21 yup. dont need em. not falling for it. not gonna do it. 12:04 PM Feb 17th via web in reply to mikeyoh21
imagine just being on this bus:bit.ly/wijMV2 11:52 AM Feb 17th via web
@mikeyoh21 i am not eating. gave it up. go home now. go. please. 11:45 AM Feb 17th via web in reply to mikeyoh21
@mikeyoh21 i thought you were in jail! 10:45 AM Feb 17th via web in reply to mikeyoh21