EvTurn
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It smelled like McDonald's in the elevator, and I got that crazy look in my eye.
about 17 hours ago
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@ that's twice now. I'm keep track.
about 23 hours ago
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in reply to gregthedude
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Here is a video of me buttering biscuits daily. Cheers, Evan
10:33 AM Dec 9th
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What dudebros across the nation need to realize is that yesterday I ate @ 9 restaurants for lunch. Today, I subsequently awoke w/ sore ribs.
8:10 PM Dec 8th
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@ that show is easily going to changes lives.
9:15 PM Dec 7th
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in reply to prfeeney
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This greased up dude next to me looks like "The Situation" from MTV's "Jersey Shore." He smells like axe spray, low-cal dressing & cilantro.
3:19 PM Dec 7th
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Yo, what time does it stop raining? Im on the outskirts of LA, just ordered an 'Alligator Fuckhouse,' pretty sure I already highly regret it
3:15 PM Dec 7th
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Im top right. Homedude (@) in 2nd yanks the N64 & freezes the game. Congrats @, Mario Kart 64 champ
2:47 AM Dec 7th
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Walking down a dark street w/ no lights. If I don't tweet again just know that JLO is the worst singer of all time, and Seal is the best.
10:49 PM Dec 3rd
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@ uh, stomach ache? Or maybe him just leaving the bathroom looking stressed. Something along those lines. Thanks, Dudeface.
9:32 PM Dec 2nd
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in reply to EvTurn
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When Danny Glover says "I'm too old for this shit." I've always liked to imagine him w/ a disastrous stomach & a bottle of Pepto
9:26 PM Dec 2nd
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@ Are you telling me you don't absolutely love the boardgame, Risk?
6:37 PM Dec 1st
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in reply to kingsthings
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@ def crossed my mind, although his wack ass is still "active" its funny how all 3 dudes share Jordan relations.
1:18 PM Dec 1st
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in reply to franklingrimes
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I just bought a Harold Miner jersey for $1.99. Let the hating begin. Sam Bowie, you're next on my list.
1:03 PM Dec 1st
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Wow the coffees great. Also cant wait till tnt, when I drive for 17 miles w/ my e-brake on & finally discover/identify the body in my trunk.
4:10 PM Nov 30th
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So glad not only because it's Monday, but someone here got creative & made my personal favorite, burnt lettuce flavored coffee.
4:00 PM Nov 30th
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@ oh look, its Ruffy the sociopath.
2:42 PM Nov 30th
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in reply to JennyDelRosario
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Had dinner at Animal. I cant properly express the emotions Im going thru rite now. It was on a level that makes me want to break down & cry.
10:59 PM Nov 29th
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Can't wait to get the "Meat Cube" at Carrows.
9:10 PM Nov 29th
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I listen to Michael Jackson's "Jam" probably everyday before I make lanyards. Oh yeah? Go fuck yourself.
1:25 PM Nov 29th
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- Name Evan Turner
- Location Bayside High
- Web http://www.myspac...
- Bio I eat breakfast for dinner & butter biscuits daily.
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