Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving EthanWhat's tweets.
Already using Twitter from your phone? Click here.
I met a 20 year old Julie Andrew's at Keenan Thompson's birthday. Our date on the Austrian countryside was ruined by Power Ranger hooligans.7:53 AM Dec 8thfrom web
"The House Bunny" isn't a good movie.1:37 PM Dec 3rdfrom web
Hey Boston kids! I am going to be part of a 24 hour comedy fest at The Improv Asylum in Boston. I will be there at 2pm on Saturday.2:17 PM Dec 2ndfrom web
Bird baths are outside. Completely inappropriate.1:48 PM Dec 1stfrom web
@margauxcupcakes This burger was so cheesy and delicious. I could feel my veins clogging as I ate it.8:01 PM Nov 30thfrom web
I may be a pizza punk, but I love burgers.4:41 PM Nov 30thfrom web
Ok... Everyone from Nashua knows that "Sunlight makes me paranoid" is an amazing record. Why does nobody else???10:41 PM Nov 27thfrom UberTwitter